The Gentleman's Club

you no fugg!!!!! me fugg!!!!!!

wow, ur desperate

Originally posted by Syren
*sits upright, and then stands up, smiling at crowd*

*slides out of corset-dress, and drops it to floor*

*pulls small bottle of baby oil out of garter and pops lid*

👿

😐

No! ME FUGG

*stops for a second*

*cough*

RJ --> No-one's "fugging" anyone, got it?? 🙄

LTA --> If you can't take the heat baby, then come back when you're legal 😛

Bacon --> I appreciate the "dying" comment, but could you make sure you die off Club premises, I don't want to get closed down 😉

Dregh --> Hey sweetie, haven't seen you in ages ❌

*continues to dance, slowly and seductively, smearing oil on self*

*sighs*

If only Ush were here.......... 😈

*drops empty bottle on floor, now covered in oil*

*skin glistening, begins to play with thong*

*winks at lads and slides thong off, throwing it into crowd*

im not legal either but what the hell next time i die ill go to GDF

*suddenly a thong appears in his right hand*

I'll keep that.

*shining from the oil, walks to front of stage*

*blows kisses to all the guys, and climbs down steps*

*grabs robe, slips it over naked body, and goes to sit at bar*

I'm so thirsty........

thongs are cool.

*grabs syren a bottle of tequilla*

*pulls miniscule piece of black lace out of pocket and hands it to RJ*

There sweetie, keep that, call it a "Welcome to the G Club" gift 😉

*falls asleep*

*takes Tequila from Bacon and leans towards him*

*whispers*

Thankyou kind Sir........

*kisses him softly on the cheek*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*falls asleep*

*notices bum asleep in corner*

Could somebody please remove the sleeping gentleman, we don't do that when my girls dance..........

your welcome 😉

*pulls RJ by legs and leaves him in the middle of the street*

*sleeps amidst zooming traffic*

So, I guess Chelle is the favourite at the moment? I'm so proud of that chick, she really knows how to work a crowd ✅

*lights Marlboro and sips Tequila*

*wakes up, returns to club*