The Gentleman's Club

*watches what' s going on from the couch*

*goes up on stage and begins twirling the microphone*

Whoooo! Go Link!

give us a song mr link

*into mic*

Ladies and Gentlemen I will be your entertainment for the time being, but first i'd like to take some time to point out a very special guest to the Gent's Club today.

*points out to the crowd*

Yes folks, we've been lucky enough to have Storm grace us with her presence!

*spot light shines on storm and crowd cheers*

hooray for the beautiful storm 😄

*cheers*

errr...
*looks sheepishly and starts blushing*
*quickly hides behind the couch*

Yay! Whoooo!

*spot light turns off*

awww...looks like she's playing coy for you fellas out there. Ok and now on with the entertainment. Apparently since we have no lovely ladies that appear ready to dance, and Pelo's not here to seduce you with his words....YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME!!!! 😈

*ahem*

and meh 😛

I could always do the Macarena!

ok first i'll start with some poetry. I'm a horrible poet..so save your tomatoes and wrotten vegetables for when i'm through....

oh oh oh oh i wanna do the macarena as well 🙂

C'mon then.....Whoa, sorry Link, you first!

Gosh, the entertainment here is like waiting for a bus....nothing for ages; and then all at once! It amazing really!

*saunters in and spies Storm behind the couch*

😱

Good God!!!

*notices Link on the stage*

🤨

Um, ok.......

*sees Evil and Dev severely pissed*

😂

Meh, I love this place 😍

*patiently waits for link*

you wanna join us dancing when you finish link?

Alright, here's the 1st poem of the 2 I will share with you. It's title Misperception. And it was written for all of those guys out there that finally got up the nerve to talk to the girl they've had their eye on...only to get shut down

Misperception

I see you there, twirling your hair
you put on a shy face
I look at you, and you at me
but still we stand in place
your cig it drags, but still i lag
and cease to move my feet
you start grooving, and i start moving
toward you so we meet
I am in place, I see your face
but then you turn your back
I retransition and get in position
but you think i want your rack
Almost too mellow, i come to say hello
and offer you a drink
you shut me down, now i'm the clown
it makes me wonder what you think

OMG! *Slaps head, and fills ears with cotton wool, while drinking a bottle of vodka*

Originally posted by Mujaffa
devalion is mine...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!horse

Darling, how can I be yours if your always disappearing? 🙁

So yeah....ok *dodges fruit thrown at him*

and errr....here's the 2nd poem. I wrote it before Syren because she's my inspiration and my reason for living. She makes me feel more special than any girl and...well...she's hot as hell too! 😊

"3 Words Keep Me Here"

You came to me with open arms
I lured you in with all my charms

We started conversing cause that's what I do
because of you, I'm now stuck like glue

You've made me mad, and sometimes sad
When the smoke clears I'm always glad

That I met you, my love, my star
To be with you, there's no distance to far

On rainy days I dream of you
Your gorgeous hair that's raven-blue

Sometimes I tend to say the wrong things
And the pain from that always stings

But late at night, as I lie still in my bed
I remember those three words you have once said

I love you too Kerry, this much is true
and because of that, I'd die for you...

sorry for the lack of originality in these poems...some have seen them before....just thought i'd buy some time before i entice the boss lady to dance for us...