*notices pretty green paper in hand of really fit guy*
Haven't I danced for you before? Aaaaages ago??
*has fond memories of dirty dancing and then hiding out for three weeks in fear of the B!tchy One*
TH
Tired HikerEl Bastardo
Yeah, it was long ago, but times have changed and now me and Lil B decided to have an open relationship. 😖hifty:
SYR
Syrendreaming
I don't believe that for a second, but as I have a job to do 😖hifty:
*sigh*
OK, what would you like me to do for you Sir?
TH
Tired HikerEl Bastardo
I want you to hit me as hard as you can!
TH
Tired HikerEl Bastardo
And then dance naked around my unconcious body! I have this new fetish.
SYR
Syrendreaming
*grabs baseball bat from behind Bar*
Where would you like me to hit you? Would you like to be semi-concious as I dance? Seeing stars? Or speaking in a high pitched voice after I've smacked you in the nuts? 😄
*flicks hair and visibly goes all Dominatrixified*
TH
Tired HikerEl Bastardo
Yeah, I want to be semi unconcious with a slightly bloody nose!
SYR
Syrendreaming
*swings bat behind head*
You got it 😉
*whacks TH on the nose, hard enough to break it, but soft enough not to knock him out*
You're gonna feel that sweetie!!
And you though I wouldn't do it...... silly rabbit 😆
PEL
PeloquinRestricted
*walks in ...slight silly looking grin on his face
Pel is happy 🙂
TH
Tired HikerEl Bastardo
Originally posted by Syren *swings bat behind head*
You got it 😉
*whacks TH on the nose, hard enough to break it, but soft enough not to knock him out*
You're gonna feel that sweetie!!
And you though I wouldn't do it...... silly rabbit 😆
Oh no! I knew you'd do it! Now dance for me!
SYR
Syrendreaming
*drops bat on floor and grins at TH, blood running down his face*
Ok.
*goes into back room and changes into black PVC catsuit and thigh highs*
Hmmmm, should I go the whole way??
*grabs cat ears, tail and whip*
👿
SYR
Syrendreaming
*notices Pel*
😱
Hang on a minute TH, gotta welcome him properly.....
*runs and jumps on Pel, knocking him to the floor in the process*
PEL
PeloquinRestricted
Originally posted by Syren *notices Pel*
😱
Hang on a minute TH, gotta welcome him properly.....
*runs and jumps on Pel, knocking him to the floor in the process*
*gives Syren a big hug 😱
LIN
LinkaliciousIran...I Walked...I Jihad
*runs hand through sandy, wet hair....a la Baywatch*
Soooo....any groovy chicks in here bra?
PEL
PeloquinRestricted
OMG so many changes....Sy and Link...makeover time ehy.
PEL
PeloquinRestricted
Bartender! , I'll have a Jameson's my good man...
*takes drink
Ahhh it's a great fu*king day...phase three 🙂 It's about damn time.
EVI
Evil1I'm Bringing Sexy Back
Wow. I've messed a bit.
LEA
leatherface12< insert random comment >
Hello.
PEA
§pearheadProphet
*catches glimpse of time* whoa...later than i thought 😖