The Gentleman's Club

Started by Syren2,578 pages

*notices pretty green paper in hand of really fit guy*

Haven't I danced for you before? Aaaaages ago??

*has fond memories of dirty dancing and then hiding out for three weeks in fear of the B!tchy One*

Yeah, it was long ago, but times have changed and now me and Lil B decided to have an open relationship. 😖hifty:

I don't believe that for a second, but as I have a job to do 😖hifty:

*sigh*

OK, what would you like me to do for you Sir?

I want you to hit me as hard as you can!

And then dance naked around my unconcious body! I have this new fetish.

*grabs baseball bat from behind Bar*

Where would you like me to hit you? Would you like to be semi-concious as I dance? Seeing stars? Or speaking in a high pitched voice after I've smacked you in the nuts? 😄

*flicks hair and visibly goes all Dominatrixified*

Yeah, I want to be semi unconcious with a slightly bloody nose!

*swings bat behind head*

You got it 😉

*whacks TH on the nose, hard enough to break it, but soft enough not to knock him out*

You're gonna feel that sweetie!!

And you though I wouldn't do it...... silly rabbit 😆

*walks in ...slight silly looking grin on his face

Pel is happy 🙂

Originally posted by Syren
*swings bat behind head*

You got it 😉

*whacks TH on the nose, hard enough to break it, but soft enough not to knock him out*

You're gonna feel that sweetie!!

And you though I wouldn't do it...... silly rabbit 😆

Oh no! I knew you'd do it! Now dance for me!

*drops bat on floor and grins at TH, blood running down his face*

Ok.

*goes into back room and changes into black PVC catsuit and thigh highs*

Hmmmm, should I go the whole way??

*grabs cat ears, tail and whip*

👿

*notices Pel*

😱

Hang on a minute TH, gotta welcome him properly.....

*runs and jumps on Pel, knocking him to the floor in the process*

Originally posted by Syren
*notices Pel*

😱

Hang on a minute TH, gotta welcome him properly.....

*runs and jumps on Pel, knocking him to the floor in the process*

*gives Syren a big hug 😱

*runs hand through sandy, wet hair....a la Baywatch*

Soooo....any groovy chicks in here bra?

OMG so many changes....Sy and Link...makeover time ehy.

Bartender! , I'll have a Jameson's my good man...

*takes drink

Ahhh it's a great fu*king day...phase three 🙂 It's about damn time.

Wow. I've messed a bit.

Hello.

*catches glimpse of time* whoa...later than i thought 😖

Originally posted by leatherface12
Hello.

Hey pimp. Sup?