Science teachers, you've got to love them, heh, not.
God, don't you hate them? Teaching you all this stuff about crap that we'll never need to know. The past few weeks we were studying about chemical bonds. There was an extra credit question that goes like this.
What do you call a sarcastic bond?
Answer: Ironic bond.... hahahaha, whatever. 🙄 the reason. bond, is when atoms want to be around other atoms, and be "friends" (remember this is our science teacher explaining this to us) and sarcasam is the oppisite of being friends because it's not nice. Ironic is like opposite... get it, get it? haha wasn't that hilarious? *sighs* no.
We're now studying minerals. We have this student teacher named Mrs. Burns, but she isn't a student. She's like 40 or something. She has the uglist hair, and wears these shoes, with EVERYTHING, they aren't dressy, and so when she wears something nice or "nice" it looks awful! Anyway, one of my friends, Monica saw her walking across campus, smoking 😮💨 , it's already funny, but then, my friend asks her in the middle of class "I'm just wondering, but is there any minerals in drugs or cigarettes?" We were talking about how there was different uses for them. She froze and was like shaking, and said "I don't know about drugs... because... uh... they're usually found in plants, but cigarettes, i doubt." Liar! Smoking kills! When some of my friends and I were going out to eat we saw her... smoking... I guess Monica wasn't lying.
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