Weekend options

Which of these options would you choose for the next weekend?

I plan to get drunk on Friday night, too.

Well for your Saturday, you should wake up and paint your room blue! Then for lunch you should sprinkle glitter stars all over your house, then for dinner you should dress up like a cabbage and lip sing to Enya's Sail Away. Then for supper you should rub yourself with cold sement and jump on the furniture while rubbing your nose with a feather duster.
That's what I'm doing this Saturday🤣

You are really screwed up, man.😉

You should hear about my plans for Sunday!!!!!!😱
🤣

Tex, you're a goofy bastard!!!😄 😄 🙂 😉

I think he's having a Bjork moment..😂

*teary eyed* Thank you Dim *dries tears* that's the sweetest compliment I've ever received😄

(so finti doesn't have to post it)

Oh my..that's groddy.

in Han Solos voice:
I know