A matrix fan goes to RotK

In the world of the Matrix where the programs lie.

....In the land of Matrix where shadows lie.

Three Smiths for the Agents under the sky,
Seven for the Exiles in their halls of the Merovingian's lair,
Nine for Zionists doomed to die,
One for the Architect on his office chair
In the World of the Matrix where the Programs lie.
One Smith to rule them all, One Smith to find them
One Smith to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the World of the Matrix where the Programs lie.

Maybe we should use LotR quotes and turn them into Matrix lines and send them to th LotR forum. 😂

I smell war... 😉

I taste war... 😐

This is the Master-Smith, the One program to rule them all.
This is the Agent lost many years ago,
to the great weakening of its maker's power.
Now, The Deus ex Machina greatly desires to have it again,
- but he must NOT get it"

Ah! No war with the LotR forum! 😄
But most of the Matrix/LotR spoofs this far has favoured LotR (such as that Elrond pic with shades). I wonder if we could make something the OTHER way around.

Sigh, Omega has AGAIN overlooked a post that I believe people should read

...and that is what?

That would be mine from page 2

I still don't see it.
War is not the answer, but acciedental strikes are ok 😛

Originally posted by Gus The PI
First off, do you even KNOW that noola and ahnold are one and the same?! Ie ME?

And secondly, I RESENT WHAT YOU SAID!!! You know what, sometimes I get so sick of people whining about my posts! Alright, the "God" post was a little controversial, but I feel that for the most part I make reasonably intelligent questions or comments. And who gives a damn if I have 2, 3 or a hundred profiles? It's my choice, and I ask people not to make fun of me for it!!! 😠 😠 😠

And you know what? I DON'T CARE IF ANY OF YOU CRITICISE ME FOR THIS POST!!! It's just a message forum, and I deserve some respect for my views, as does everyone. And, let's be honsest, many of you don't show a lot of respect toward others; and not just to newbies, but to anyone who says something a little unusual, like me

Case in point: I believe that this thread WOULD have been closed had I made it. I personally encourage more threads like this, but I also want some fairer treatment for all!!!

There

That was what I said

Hmm....i guess it does need some obbservation.

Omega>"off-topic as the Matrix hang-man and the “shoot-out thread extended"
😮
...which I have left open on popular demand."
😱
anyway...
c'mon omega, you can't expect the we don't finish every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson.". it's like taking all the fun away from us... well, not really, but it's still so damn funny to do it

Gus> i didn't know you were ahnold

Ya know Gus, you could just have Raz change your original username to whatever you want without getting MORE profiles? Just a thought...

ELROND: Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson!

NEO: It ends tonight.

ELROND: I know it does! I have seen it! The Ring will be destroyed in the Cracks of Doom, and there is nothing you can do about it!

*NEO flies at high speeds to Mount Doom, the speed making a powerful wind that picks up all the armies of the Free World and tossing them in the ocean*

FRODO: Alright, I'll just toss this thing in here...

*NEO flies in and uses Kung Fu on Frodo and Sam, taking the Ring*

NEO: My...precious...

Captain Rex, Raz has not been forthcoming about changing my profile.

Omega - I hope you reply to this soon. These issues need to be addressed

i see....

Issues? Hey, I'm a mod! Omega is taking care of it.

I taste war. it needs hot sauce.