Originally posted by nazgulinthedark
*bends down picks up head and screws in back on shoulders* hahahaha! i am undead!! yes you heard me! i not living and i am not dead!! I am UNDEAD!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! and you still have to deal with the fack that i stabed your mortal @ss! *stabs again*
mortal? Im a feaking vampire!!!
*calls upon the mgiht of the gods of Middle-Earth, then smites ur ass into the ground, and plays around with ur lifeless undead corpse*