fightclub!!!

Started by N.Tonks538 pages

*quickly gets up and runs*

*boom...*

looks across the horizon in search for next victim...

uhh...is Naz dead now?

prolly not...she'll have come up with a way to somehow avoid it.

hahahahahaha! i am nazgulinthedark!!! muhahahahaha! no man can kill me!!! 😈

"I am no man, you are fighting a woman..." pff. Not really...

And even if that was the case, why do you run?

so how did you escape this time?

I'm not sure I care...*brings arm forward and points flamethrower*

*sprays SH with high-power firehose*

sh!t...you have any idea how powerful those things are?

*is thrown back and slams to the ground a few feet away*

of course I do 😈

oh...yet another person who hates me 😛

I don't hate you...I just enjoy destroying things 😈

like me...🙄 sounds fun though

*suddenly sports ringwraith costume and stuff and hops on big black horse that just appeared* MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! 😈

haha? *points one of the flamethrowers attatched to wrist and activates it*

*horse tranform into a fellbeast and in circles over the fightclub like a buzzard*

like thatll save you!!! *flames leap forward, takes shape of fellbeast, and follows*

*fellbeast swats the flames back down to earth with a flick of its tail*

*sprays fellbeasts (whatever those are 🤨 )*