fightclub!!!

i'll never turn to the dark side *knocks first few blows away from his own lightsabre* still using other peoples lightsabres i see

"if ur too weak 2 join us then die!"

*back-flips over juggernaut and swings sabre at his back*

*blocks swing and makes a swing of his own downward toward your head* come back i can feel the good in you it's your destiny!

*jumps outta the way and knocks the light sbare outta my hand the falls over and crawls back*

Please dont kill me!!

watches the jedi battle from on top of rock and wispers to self kill him u idiot...

*lifts lightsabre for final blow* i'll spare you if you come back to the light. It is your destiny.

all.......all rite,

Takes out a BIG ASS Machete and slices the $h!t out of Freddy vs Jason

*pulls out signature double uzi's and blows the heck outta leatherface from head toe* just having some fun since nobody can die here but he was down and just turned back to good

I'm back!!!

*turns uzi's on tonks* ah good i'm up for a spar

*takes a rabbit and uses it as a shield 😈 *

*stops shooting as soon as he see's rabbit* YOUR SICK!!!*screams and runs over and tackles tonks making her drop the rabbit*

hey juggerbaut wot about our duel??

*juggernaut turns and walks away, i call my lightsabre to me and stick it up near your throat*

"foolish jedi!! ur stupid mercy will be ur down fall! u cannot compare 2 the power of the dark side!...and now u must die....., ALL HAIL TO DARTH TANCRED!!"

Like I said, I'm in a very crappy mood today 😈 *Takes out a switch blade and stabs juggernaut*

im pissed at the state minnesota ..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"you killed him!!, ill kill u!!!"

*lightsbare clashes with your sword*

* grabs rocket launcher and shoots at minnesota*

well as far as i can figure it i got a hot girl stabbing me and a crazed jedi with a lightsabre to my throat only one thing to do *jumps backwards bringing tonks with me pulls knife out kisses tonks quickly pushes her out of the way throwing knife down next to her then whips out lightsabre and attacks fvj.*last time i checked i saved your butt from being sausage now you attack again