fightclub!!!

*keeps walking right at you*

*getting nervous* *doesn't let go of the gun*

*keeps walking and drops last knife*

fine. *throws uzi's in the river*

only about 20 yards seperate are seperating us *keeps walking*

*thinking about diving back into the river to get the uzi's*

*stops* 10 yards now *starts walking again*

The suspense... *steps back a couple feet*

*stops where you were *hmmm a couple feet *takes one step*

*waits for something to happen*

*kisses you long and hard*

*kisses juggernaut back*

hmmm i'm tempted to throw you in the river now.

*pushes juggernaut in the river* too late

*pops up out of water and pulls you in too*

You know I'm a crappy swimmer *clings onto juggernaut to stay afloat*

*kisses you again* you really are a terrible swimmer

yeah...you don't know how many times I've almost drowned...

that's to bad *kisses you again* hmmm i think i should almost let you drown then i can be your hero

...and do CPR 😖hifty: