fightclub!!!

uhh...*on the ground screaming*

*pulls machete out and wound already starts healing thanks to the fightclub healing factor*

F V J isnt a dude , dude

oh yea my bad blows HER head off

*head grows back*

ahahahahahaha!!!!!

*takes out lightsaber (purple)

first her, now u, prepare to die!!!

i don't feel like a lightsabre battle pulls out m16 and opens fire on fvj from head to toe

*wound is completely healed* ahhh, much better...

*tosses tonks an m16 shoot him please

*blocks all bullets with lightsaber*

fool! i am much stronger then you!!

okay, I'll shoot her *shoots FVJ in the head*

*walks up dodging lightsabre and punches fvj in the face taking lightsbre from his hand* by the way it would be kinda tough blocking 20 rounds per second i don't even think luke could do it

ow!!

*bullet pops outta head and wound heals*
that hurt*
*takes out magnum and shoots tonks in the stomach*

AHHHHH!!! *watches wound heal* cool!

nice shot fvj *spins fvj around and shoot her in both legs*

*lifts pant legs up*

sorry, metal legs, doesnt work

*slice jugg's arm off with machete*

that's freaking it grabs fvj's arm breaks it grabs fvj's other arm breaks it hit you on the back of the head then shoots you five times with an automatic shotgun* that'll take a while to heal

while i take time to heal, jason u get him

*ressurects jason*

yeah....broken bones should take at least an hour 😑

😆

nope already a rule can't resurect anyone its just cheap *looks at stinkfist laughing and shoots you in the forehead with a paintball*