fightclub!!!

Started by MC Mike538 pages

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*punches stinky in the face , spins himself around and kicks him in the stomach, stands up, grabs stinky by da shirt, then throws him out of the mud* now way in hell stinky

*grabs a ball of mud and shoves a rock in it* *throws it at LTA's balls....

*jumps up and dodges that unmanlike attack* you son of a bitc h. *Punches stinkies gut, the face, and bends down and twists stinkies ankle sharply to the left*

OWWW!!!! dude that hurts....... kicks LTA's face.... and jams knee into his back and yanks arms back....

ow goddamitt!
*kicks stinkys hand, which releases LTAs arm. LTA rolls over and gets up as fast as possible, the follows thru with a punching stinky in the eye. thats right! the eye

*uses his "stinkfist" and ***** slaps LTA.... this is fun.....

what a woman. *Punches stinky one last time in the face. that knocked u out punk! hahahah* *leaves BLACKANGEL in the dirt, and Stinkyfist mumbling something about franny spanking him harder*

gets up slowly......... * does a running drop kick at gets LTA's stomch* ..... * then spits his blood at LTA *

*LTA lifts himself up dramatically, stands up, grabs stinkies face, rams it twice into LTA's kneecap, slams his fist into stinkies nose, then carries his unconsious body away from the scene, fearful oif what he might do to BLACKANGEL whiles shes asleep*

*gets up with a face full of blood * walks over and grabs a brick......... *finds LTA and smashes his face repeatedly with it* *SMASH SMASH SMASH!!!*

oh god the pain *grabs the smashing hand and twists it. LTAs face is now messed up, and all over BLACKANGEL! I hope ur happy!
anyways, LTA throws a punch into gut, following thru with a uppercut, then a kick to the kneecap. punches stinky sixteen times. grabs his face, and rams it into a pole twice.*

*evil laugh* AMATEURS!!! Your puny bricks and punches and kicks are NOTHING compared to the power of the dark side!!!! *gets out super badass double-bladed lightsaber and stabs LTA in the chest* *Uses force lightning to fry stinky's brain*

uses last dying breath *Darth Revan fights like a pussy. Stinky we go down wit the glory. BLACKANGEL, run before this sick bastard get u. *dies, falls through the lightsaber, slicing his head open and cauterizing it at the same time*

no lta...dont leave me with him. i want u to see me kick his a**.

wakes up suddenly, walks over to the "Sith Lord" punches his gut, grabes his double bladed lightsaber and swishes it through his cut, then throwing it through his head. "this is the part when you say: my hero!, and then we kiss"

my hero runs to lta....but i still could had kick his a**

oh sorry, that wouldda ben the best, but wheres the hero's kiss?

kisses lta

"snogs" BLACKANGEL