fightclub!!!

Started by juggernaut26538 pages

*pulls you under and kisses you*

*struggles underwater* you can't just kiss me and expect everthing to be fine (all of this is done telepathically seeing as i'm underwater*

i can't *continues kissing you*

im back!! and up-graded......

*walks in covered in a cool new metal costume then pulls out machete*

leave her alone!!

*makes big wound in juggernauts arm*

*comes up for air* um, j looks like we got some company.

think your pretty smart huh *****?

now what did you do that for yea we have company *jumps in portal and comes back with arm healed* i'll be back i promise *head gets pulled back in and comes back out with lipstick smeared over my mouth*

how bout i cut those pretty little lips of yours right of your face?

j i swear...

i wouldn't like it very much

it was all her she just took me threw me on the bed and........*hits head* shutting up

yeah, you better just stop. don't even go there. not with me. not now.

i didn't do a thing just fell in a hospital bed and she jumped on me and pretty much....*hits head again* shutting up again

ew!! urgh!!

*throws up all over floor*

*levitates j off the ground and throws him across the field into a tree*

*gets up barely* you don't want me to go to that hospital again do you J? maybe you could heal me?

silence!!

*throws machete with mind sraight at juggernaut*

im going, bye everyone

*knocks machete aside* g'night

you want me to heal you after all the fun you had with those HOT girls. those were your words not mine.

that's true i could always go back to china 😉