fightclub!!!

*puches DR with a atomic punch* " Bobcrickett is nothing more than a bug stuck to the engines grill!" *scopes up fallen body of DR and throws him to New York City*

who's DR?

opps i, i thought you were darth raven, tthere are so many RAVENS. the color purple and that avatar.

in a way Ck was fighting his own imangimnation..or lack thereof

just subistute his name for yours. RTO

*watches rto's body fly through the air*

Originally posted by Clark_Kent
*puches DR with a atomic punch* " Bobcrickett is nothing more than a bug stuck to the engines grill!" *scopes up fallen body of DR and throws him to New York City*

*shoots him with a kryptonite induced thermo-nuclear warhead*

sorry pally, but your dead 😛

CK doesn't realize that i can levitate to, stopping the nearly hopless decent to NY ... returning with a rather upset thought of a sucker punch... "you scuffed my armor" *rubs at the cuirass under hi long black cloak.* I have much more then a pistol at my disposal mr. Superman"

DAMN!!

* limps off the battle field, quickly to avoid another blast*

"where did he get that? must be bad 'ol lex luther."

*tummbles over cape and and rolls down the hill*

no im just smarter than you clarky boy

*pulls out dual Mac90s with kyrptonite made bullets and shoots him to death reapeatadly* (Mac90s are fully automatics)

*calls down another nuclear strike on his body and creates impenetrable shield bubble around himself*

hmm not cheap kryptonite crud draws forth hand raising a modest bit of concrete slaming it into CK's head.

*laughs at nuke blowing away raven into tiny cinders which fly in the widns towards mount saint helens which erupts with the force 1000 atomic bombs when his ashes appear right aobve it*

die

* takes it all like a Marine. SUCK IT UP. and blew the krytoninite out his body*

*the next bomb fell, and Super-man struck that a-bomb back to where to came from*

as foe RTO block party...well

* smashes the block to a billion pieces*

*laughs head off when the nukes detonated on impact with any object*

That means the split second you touched it, it exploded. And nuclear green fire rained down upon you and burned you to a crisp of nothing, because ur little stunt got you killed!!!! 😱

not only that, i have kryptonite land miens, and i just shot you with four magazines of krpytonite-bullets

*gets up and dustes off dirty shoulder*

"boys with toys, girls witout boys."

*hmmm...flies off to st. helens*

*watcvhes saint helens blow up in his face* THAT would kill you.

whips the lava or magma rather from the center of St. Helens with a thought and forms a stream in mid air at reamaining foes while forming a shield from the radiation.

because kryptonite is a real element, and MSH has tons of it.

* gets mad and sounds his loudest voice!!! the yell pops the electrical communications for sinnister ArCh nuclear strikes*

Not one of supermans powers so it didnt do squat. Ooo guess what, 5000 kryptonite nukes just slammed into your body one after antoher. YOur unconciousess!!!!

😱

*floats in place with arms crossed wondering why someones trying to blow the world up*

Originally posted by bLooMiLiCioUs
dammit that tariler...*sniff* that stupid woman who's half naked n all over ORLI!!!!*cries*