Same old Obi-Wan

Nah, she's too good for me... 😂

Really? That's not what I've heard...

queeq out

OH....you haven't heard nothing....I could take the lot of ya...😛

<Ratcat throws himself at the feet of Dim and begs for mercy>

How would you know what I've heard. I have powerful friends you know.

So put 'em up, put 'em up. I will not turn like this whimpering Ratcat. You have failed, your worshipleness.

errr... what was this thread about again?

queeq out

Something to do with Jedi clothing, but if there's a lightsabre duel about to take place then I'd be happy to join in...only I....I....I don't have a lightsabre. 🙁
Oh well...

That's OK, queeg doesn't have a sabre, this shouldn't take long. 😂

Don't count on it, RC. I still have my trusted D-77 Blaster, my wrist-blades, my flame thrower, my spear, my crossbow, my jetpack and a few other cool weapons up my sleeves. Do not underestimate my powers...

All random, clumsy weapons....

*Dim ignites her doublesaber and twirls it over her head before bringing up to queeq's chest*

Ya wanna start somethin' with me? Come on Mr. Wet @#%$cat man...😛

oh, and I believe that Ben' robes were made out of a nylon/cotton blend....I read that...somewhere...I think.

*queeq doesn't move an inch, unimpressed by Dim's twirling*

Oooh, temper, temper. No need to get nasty. And I warn you not to underestimate me. If you strike me you I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine.

I may not have a light sabre, but I have my trusted light razor and the infamous tommy blaster you're familiar with.

So, Lady Dim, wanna rumble...?

queeq out

What?...unimpressed by my twirling...*sigh*..

Hey, Did you notice that if you put P-u-s-s-ycat into a post it gets changed to @#%$...but you can put it in your sig...oversight I guess..

Anyway...Ben's clothes...going once....going twice...

I'll have them. They'll conceil my mighty weapons *wink*.

Yes that is funny about that animal word. Who on earth would use it in a weird way. I think it is pure discrimination to felines.

queeq out

Well, I can think of a few guys who say it...but I'm in that sort of part of the world.

I should wear Ben's clothes..it would conceal my identity..

But if you say @#%$ in a forum about cats that really gonna @#%$ up.

Yes, no one would understand one word of what you're saying. And who says cats bear no relevance to Star Wars. There was a poodle Jedi Knight, maybe we get to see a feline too.

So we are being censored here. Doesn't that go against basic human rights of freedom of expression? How can we defend the case of cats if we can't say @#%$cat?

At least we have that freedom in our sigs. Yeah, baby, yeah!

queeq out

Has anyone seen my @#%$? I lost it a few days ago. Here @#%$ @#%$ @#%$...

Now as for this duel we're having, whose side am I on again? I think it's Queeq and me versus Ratcat and Dim. Come on Queeq, let's show those Jedi scum who's boss!

<Darth Daft fires several shots at Ratcat's face and then throws a poison dart at Dim's shoulder>

HA! Take that, you feeble lightsabre-wielding wimps!

I LAUGH AT YOUR PUNEY DARTS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!...

oops...feeling a little dizzy...

I don't get it

Sorry, Daft. I do not fight inferior beings. Sparrows fly in flocks but eagles fly alone... at great heights. You're welcome to join me, though.

(psst, JediMercenary, I don't get it either, just play along so we won't upset the natives)

queeq out