aaah!!!*shiver*

YOUR out of shape???

you should see me! im losing my hard fought muscle by the second thanx to this b!tch *slaps cast*.

by the way what happened to the orli pic in your sig? its shrunk!

i am!!!ive been faithfully running for the past 4 yrs and i stopped since july cuza my O levels - now i can't run 1 km without going out of breath!!!and i bet i'm growin fatter too *looks sadly at her body* stoopid exams....stoopid pms...always makes me crave for chocolate...

😆 well i'm trying to change my sig - ive got sooo many ppl to add in!!!😄 i love so many ppl here!!😊

chocolate ✅ . the devils work. donuts are my weakness.

changing your sig you say? i think we both know who should be at the top 😖mart:

😗 who again?

*groan* great now i'm dying for a hot water bottle and some chocolate -my stomach's KILLIN me!!!!

woooooohoooooooooo!!!

chocolate wont help you young lady. i think you've quite enough for one day. give a minute and i'll fix up some of my patented ''Heal-All'' cocktails. that'll have you as right as rain. it may take a while as it has many ingredients ✅

😆 i'll be drunk on TOP of my freakin stomach hurtin like hell!!!😂

no alcohol in the Heal-Alls!!! there are 8 different ingredients, each one with a different quality to help you feel grrrrrreat.

i should be a salesman.

to the women😗

are you saying i should be a gigolo???

well i wasn't goin on THAT path but.....................😱

you know...thats not a bad idea.....once my cast comes off i can go back into training, re-buff myself (if possible) and head out into the red light district.

💃 finally i have a purpose.

😆😆😂😂🤣🤣😆😂:laugh

i'll be just like that guy i dont know, in that movie i cant remember, in that video store i might never have been to. cool.

bruce willow the male gigolo!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂

do you hv special rates for special customers?😖hifty:

yep. girls i actually like a 80% discount ✅

😂
i can look forward to a discount then?😖hifty:

for you 110% off AND you get a free gift ✅

😱😱😱
a free gift too??
i like this kinda sale✅

well seeing as you get 110% off i actually have to pay you 10% of what is was charging, so we've now reversed roles. i hate to say it but.....you've become one of us 'salesman'

😆 I get PAID?!😂
eek!so what am i?a prostitute?!😂 i'd be outta business in no time!!!