Yo Texas! part deux

You have it all wrong, rednecks live in the south, hicks live up north🤣

hicks?😠

*coughs*white trash*coughs*

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Have you ever notice on the show "Cops", the people never have a shirt on? Or they only have 'wife beaters' on.

That is a great show. It makes me want to be a cop.

Yes, the've been to Dallas like 3 times, it's so embarassing😮 😮 😮

My uncle is going to be on Americas Most Wanted on the 24th. Jim Rygg. Watch for him. He shot and killed a bank robber here a few months ago. He's the man!😎

He's a cop, by the way. He's not on it because he's a wanted man.

Thanks for clearing that up😄

You must be very proud, not alot of people can say they've had a family member featured on America Most Wanted *cough*hick*cough*😄

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You're just a son of a bitch today, arn't you?

Everyone try to watch that Episode. It's on the 24th. It will say Edina, Minnesota. Or Minneapolis Minnesota. And watch for Jim Rygg. My uncle!

You know I honeslty would watch it, but I have tickets to The Cirque Du Soleil that Saturday😮‍💨

The WHAT?😕 🙁

Why am I not suprised🙄
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You made that up.

You don't have plans on a Saturday night. You're going to sit at home and eat bon-bons.😄

I am not Peggy Bundy🙄

It's this very sophistaced circus with these French Canadian people who do freaky acrobatics while wearing these devil looking costumes and these perform to freaky electronic music!😱 😮‍💨 😱

The circus? You're not applying there, are you?😄

You're gonna take acid before you go there, arn't you?

Never😉

Bring me back some cotten candy.

It's not that kind of circus, but I'll get you a souvenir🙂

How about a shot glass?

I can give you a shot in the ass.😈* Brings shotgun out with marbles shells😄