KMC Christmas and New Years Party Thread

hang on let me get the lyric

I got 1!!!!!

The darkness - xmas time

This will be good when you're drunk

YEAH I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!

ummm

Christmas time don let the bells end!!!!

*has half a pint in the process*

*Puts on the darkness*. CHRISTMAS TIME, DON'T LET THE BELLS END!!

ok *sings xmas time*

*Starts drinking all three wkds at the same time*

pass me 1 WKD and one pint!

*starts dancing*

NO! My alchohol! *tries to grab all the bottles, but drops them and they end up rolling around the floor*

*takes a bottle and shakes it up*

Anyone for a smirnoff ice?? *Grabs two bottles and dances to the darkness*

*dances drunkenly*

*falls over*

*grabs a box of chocolates and sits in the corner eating em all*

*collapses*

*pulls himself into the stage and knicks over the microphone. Crawls over to it and starts slurry singing of The Night Santa Went Crazy*

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgrunted Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

is it just us 4 in here? *opens bottle and it sprays everywhere*

*gets up*
*falls over again*