The Pointless Topic

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

I am a baNANA!

Pickles are tasty.

im a rabbit.🐰

i am the goddess of sexual desire and bondage!

I am the only one who can dance like a banana!!!! 💃 💃 💃

is that a good thing? 😂

you say that like its a good thing!

haha, too slow thorn

dam me dam me and my slow computer

but it is a good thing just look at em go!!! 💃 💃 🤣

their bananas *shudder* that dance

*lies on sofa sultary look in her eyes*

ooooer 😕

hurrah, i am eating pizza

what *sits up and flicks hair*

hurrah i am eating chesse and crackers

wwohhoooo cheese!

Mmmmmmmmm............cheeeeeeeeese

*gets stoned on cheese like weeble and bob* no rite coz i used to be dead inteelllligeient rite and cud spel rite and nuw rite i can spel betta dan bfore !(i realise i sound mad but im just pretending to be) ha ha ha theyll; never suspect a thing!