three word story

in a cupboard.

Harry fell inlove

with a rat

with a hat

and a cat

that was fat

because it ate

some turkish delight (I never actually knew what that stuff was, it just seemed yummy in Lion, the witch and the wardrobe)

in a tub

full of piano-keys

which would hit

Draco and let

out pus-like ooze

Harry die slowly.

But Hermione saved

him just in

time to let

time for his

legs to thaw

. Draco then jumped