SuperShadow Spoof Site

Started by Rebel Racer5 pages

lol, wicked updates man, keep it up.

CUG, maybe you could just copy pictures of the really ugly fat chicks that you see on those gag birthday cards in the novelty stores. SuperStupid is the best Star Wars spoiler site out there!

That SS site is Outstandingly Humorous! 😆

Hi there, I chanced upon this forum and found your website CUG, I must say what a genius piece of work it is! My hat goes off to you! I've never dabbled in programming and the like but you've peaked my interest, I've always been a hardware person. I'm guessing your code goes along the line of 'if fullstop then add comment ?" sort of thing? It's fantastic!

Some comments you may like to add:
"Scoring with many pretty women never gets old"
"Guns and Roses rock my world"

Yup, these are actually taken from his site.

oh gawsh.

First :

Following a suggestion from a fan of SuperStupid (ok, it's a friend of mine) I just put a new section to the site... It's called Pictures of some Jedi. It includes SuperStupid's equivalent to SuperShadow's character played in Episode III (I don't remember the name). I called him Graum Lobaz, using the infamous "Make your own Star Wars name" algorythm I got once via email. Then I put a quite voluptuous, dark female jedi, yeah, she's very cheesy, and Graum Lobaz features a beautifully crafted Black Bladed Lightsaber, but hey, this site is ALL about cheesiness... and the low quality of the pics (made in the greatest Curious Labs' Poser 4) is due to the fact that I made the page while I was getting dressed to go to the university.

Second :

Thank you Mr.Deflok! Yes, the site works exactly the way you mentioned. But intead of looking for full stops sometimes (it's driven by a very powerful randomized engine) it looks also for commas and semicolons. About the new sentences... Adding them right now. Have fun!

P.S. : Oh, and obviously, if you don't like the new section be free to tell me and I'll remove it at once!

wicked job, once again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rock on dude!

Hey CUG, I made this lame as Dark Jedi Pic if you wanna use it!

Oh and Superfraud's Jedi's name is Nebar Foxis lol

So, that's Nebar Foxis? I expected him to be a little... taller. Otherwise, I think it's a dead on recreation of the most ineffectual quixotic Jedi ever... aka supershadow.

I sent a message to the real SS.com and he replied:

I just want to commend you on your awesome ideas in the prequel trilogy so far! Midichlorians and the fart joke are brilliant. Have a cold one! (SuperShadow: Perhaps, you are being sarcastic, but I always accept compliments. Hahaha.)

I truly believe he just pulls his replies out of a hat.

He actually reads the comment, then has individual hats for different types of replies, then just randomly chooses one.

Oi oi. It is I again. Sorry if it took so much time, but I had lots of more productive things to do. Anyway, I updated SuperStupid with Mr. Deflok's clown, which really "scares the crap out of me" to quote SuperStupid himself. I took the freedom to add a very cheesy lens flare effect to the pic. What's next? I dunno. I could even leave the site as it is, since it was born as a programming exercise. I'm accepting suggestions about what to add.

Well, have fun.

CUG

P.S. Oh, I forgot to say... I decline every responsibility about what people write on SuperStupid, being it an automated system, I can't immediately delete stuff that might be offensive. If you want something to be deleted just PM me.

lol, nah, dont delete any of the posts. You might keep adding pages to cover the rest of the links....?

Originally posted by Lucas Sucks!
Theres like a hundred posts of super shadow.... you guys are such freaks that you dont have anything else than to talk about him.... i guess youre his number one fans... who would waist time makig a super shadow anti site... some one worst than super shadow himself... more useless.

MORON ALERT... probably Suttle himself.

CUG, try adding to his girlfriend section. (comedy pictures!!)

Someone get pictures of soe fat chicks in bikinis and photoshop the bikini's gold then send them over to SupaStupes.

Lance, I just want to point out that your comment connotates that supes wears his ass on his head

Okay, cool....the "test" post was to make sure that I could, in fact, make a post.

As mentioned on this forum before, SS is obviously a fraud, and every link on his website is something stolen from another site. But the lies even go deeper.

At the top of his site, there is a hidden link within the collage of Star Wars Character pictures. Right above Luke's head is the invisible link. When you click on it, you are taken to another page of the site that lists all of Mr. Suttle's "brilliant documentary" about paranormal activity and extra terrestrials. Interestingly, none of the "films" that he lists can be found in any directory, yet Mr. Suttle claims that DVD copies of his documentary films can be purchased from "most popular movie stores".

There is also a link on this page to an article entitled, "Are We Alone in the Universe?" It appears that Mr. Suttle is passing this article off as his own work, but it is, in fact, a word-for-word copy of an article written by Ian Crawford for a magazine called Scientific American way back in July of 2000.

The fraud of this man runs deep my friends. But he is a sad individual, indeed. I used to read his sight daily, thinking it was a reliable source for news on the production of the prequels. Then I remember it just hitting me one day. Nothing made sense about it. So I sent him MANY messages through his sight expressing my disgust in his arrogance and lies.

I am a radio morning show host, and lately I've been thinking about contacting him some way requesting him to do an interview on the air with me by telephone. I would indicate to him that I am a big fan and that I want to interview someone who is "in the know" with Star Wars news. Then when I get him on the air, I would totally expose him and interrogate him concerning his fraud and lies, and why he is such a loser. Anyone who can help me accomplish this...it would be great.

He wouldn't fall for it, as much as I hate to say it, he's far too clever.

Hey CUG, love the spoof site. I love reading the emails there as well. There is one thing, though, that you may or may not be aware of. Are you aware that the header on your spoof site has the same hidden link as the one on SS site, and your link also points to SS personal bio page?

Is that something you did on purpose? Just wondering.

cornponious

Hey, thank you cornponius. No, I didn't notice the hidden links when I made the spoof site (which I made very quickly). But we can say it was done on purpose, you know, for the guys who stumble into superstupid accidentally and want to know who is this site referring to...

Well, and then I have to apologize for the racist messages. I have no control upon the posts and I don't have the time to check SuperStupid daily. So I hope nobody gets offended by these, which I think they've been posted to taunt stupid people that trolls on public forums. Anyway, if somebody wants me to cancel some messages, just ask me. Bye.

CUG