Eagles vs Nazgul [merged]

eowyn would be better if her breasts were bigger but eagles all the way

The eagles rock! 🤘

ringwraiths 🤘

now, i know in the past i actually admitted that at the black gate the eagles totally killed the nazgul

well as i watched it today....i watched fram by frame...and actually they dont

the eagles fly in, knocks a fell beast away from gandalf....and then another 3 come in......but if you pause it and watch it frame by frame the fell beasts in the background totally whup the eagles....like have them in their mouths!

then later when frodo claims the ring we see the nazgul fighting eagles again...still winning 😛

so imagine there was no battle going on, no ring to distract nazgul, no erm...moth to distract eagles

just a fair fight...even numbers......etc etc

who would win

and why are you watching Return of the king?, you have a pirate copy.....hey everyone, this guys a phony!...a great big phony

i'll stick with my friends thank you

Discos - that is all 😬

or maybe

just maybe

seeing as im half dead with the flu, and i look like the embodiment of mucus when i sneeze, yawn,laugh i was taked to the cinema for a treat??

or i could just have the DVD 😉

lets go to the cinema whilst being sick huh?.....thats not cool, thats just destroying society and civilisation altogether punk!

anyways, yes you were seeing things, i would get that flu sorted out. I hear that "nazgul are better than eagles" flu is going around quite often...

Discos - fortunatly i dont have it 😖hifty:

ok ok i have the damn dvd on pirate ok! but its a good copy and has proper box so i will just tell the police my dad is peter jackson ok!!

anyway 😛 YOU CANNOT TALK TO ME ABOUT DESTROYING SOCIETY mr 'mobbing and rioting' 😉😛 excluded were we 😛 hee hee

anyways im actually right if you watch, frame by frame the fell beasts behind totally kill the eagles...while the fell beast infront gets totally killed by the eagles

Who cares if he has it on copy he's prob payed a lot of money seeing it in the cinema too so it's fair ✅ and in the comfort of our own home we can freeze frame (even though you could have waited until May but oh well lol)

standard cinema ticket £3.50 amount of times saw rotck about 18

^^so £63 i spent on that film!^^

imagine a fusion, between both eagle and nazgul...!

NAZZZGUL!!!!!!!!!!

But I like the idea of them being friends (why cant they just get along ✅ ) so i voted for that ✅

Exa is mental, mental I say!

Eagles & Nazgul getting along, I could turn this into a fan fiction but heck no! to discuss it a bit further....what would they do, Eagles dont know much and Fell Beasts are simply servants to petty Nazgul (who are dead)...ah seeing as they are dead they can now be free and turn into nice creatures who smell!

anyways, if Eowyn could kill the bloody fell beast of the witchking then I am sure Eagles can too

Discos - pirate, pirate 1.2.3.4 pirate pirate!!

well im sure she could kill an eagle that was stood infront of her being gormless

and it is NOT piracy

i prefer the term 'copyright infringement'

lol, that reminds me of a new word my friend likes to call himself during the weekend "sobarly challenged"

anyways, I like to see Eowyn even take a swing at me....erm, those eagles of course!

you would just like to see eowyn.......doding nothing in oarticular you would just like to see her

eagles like you dont get beautiful shieldmaidens like her 😛

thats actually true, even in my fanfiction of Eagos & his twin brother (extra-long-un-finished) version, Eowyn ends up rejecting Eagos and goes for his twin brother sort of.....boo

exactly

while dark lords like myself get the fairest maiden as their dark queens

no you don't, your a pathetic eye 😛

I am sure that a nice chick would like to be seen at the drive-threw "stables" with a dark lord like yourself, instead they can fly high away from everyone else like dear old Eagos

well *looks around* i dont see you having an eagle queen 😛😛

so

simply

nyah!