My X-men!

Started by goatboy78 pages

Well... I think my name would be Goatboy because I am hairy and smelly... As for my superpower, I would definetely go for the animalistic charm and the ability to seduce any person I want into doing my biddings...

I am also available for children's parties by the way... 💃

Originally posted by goatboy
Well... I think my name would be Goatboy because I am hairy and smelly... As for my superpower, I would definetely go for the animalistic charm and the ability to seduce any person I want into doing my biddings...

I am also available for children's parties by the way... 💃

Hmmm, another power could be able to eat through any metal?...😂

Eat metal? Do you have something on mind?

Not eat metal... maybe cut it with my horns....

Perhaps I'm ignorent, I thought Goats could eat metal and stuff, but I guess those are just in the cartoons but I see you headbutting someone to death. 😱

Uhm...Goats eat paper...

Um, isn't GoatBoy a character that used to be on SNL? Where he was half boy and goat or something? I was just wondering...

And I thought goats could eat aluminum?

Yeah he was frickin awesome!....I can do a mean goatboy...but if goats eat paper, then you can...eat paper...I don't know what paper a hero would have on him?

"Goatboy" was a character invented by the late comedian Bill Hicks. I can not probably describe the act without getting banned, but you can search for it on the net.... You may even find videos and MP3 on KaZaA if it comes to that... Let's just say his version has NOTHING to do with the SNL one...

Goats eat ANY kind of paper... But as I said... Eating paper is not going to be my main superpower... just something to get me by periods of starvation...

another cool power would to liquid metal like that villian from terminator 2.

Yeah that was cool, and you know it's weaknesses and only someone like Pyro would be able to kill it...no one else would...

Yeah, so you would be pretty invincible. That's always a plus

it sure is.

Only if you don't encounter Pyro, otherwise you're invincible...or hope you don't run into anyone who has connections to liquid nitrogen...

Yeah, and it wouldn't be a good idea to vacation in Hawaii, volcano's you know

I didn't even think of that! 😑

ok no more Hawaii 😂

i could stay in alaska, oregon, washington, russia, or something place like that.

cold places...very restricting ne?

yeah, but maybe i can convert to what logan, yuriko, and colossus have?

metal?