the stalker

Started by stinkfist46210 pages

well its still in planning but me and justin .... nah i dont want to tell ... 😘

🀨 what are you talking about?

hey send her notes from a secret admirer just make sure they can't be traced back to you to get her attention off you then after awhile just stop sending em and there ya go her minds off you and your a free man again *remembers highschool days* great times

i think the person will asume they're from him

lol.....

Stalkers like the girl PH is talking about usually don't stop until they make a scene in front of the whole school that involves crying and throwing something. If she persists after that, you may want to hire someone to kill her.

πŸ˜„ Just Kidding, by the way! For all you parents spying on me!

Re: the stalker

Originally posted by poisoned_heart
😘 ok. there is this 6th grader ( i am in 8th grade). she likes me. no no wait. she LOVES me. no no still wrong. SHE IS GOD DAMN MOTHER ****ING OBBSESSED WITH ME!!!!!! it is really creepy. she says that i look like Benji from Good Charlotte. just cause i have long black spiked hair and look good in eyeliner does not mean i am BENJI. she is also obbsessed with bacon. yes the pig fat cooked in grease bacon. so here is what i have to say. YOU CAN TAKE YOUR ****ING BACON AND SHOVE IT UP BENJI"S ASS!!! she leaves me notes around in my locker and in my class folders. she CALLS MY HOUSE. i have no ****ing idea how she got my number. she follows me. she gos down the 8th grade hall just to see me. she has my schedule AND FOLLOWS THAT TOO! she waits for me outside my classes. and you know what. i found out today. that she SNIFFS THE ****ING SEAT I SIT IN. we have the same spanish teacher. and her seat is only a few seats away from mine. so when my spanish period is done, a few clases later, she comes in and SNIFFS MY SEAT, she kicks the person that sits ther during that period out of it so she can sniff it and talk to it and pretend i am there. THAT IS JUST ****ING SCARY. i have tried everything to get her away from me. i have faked a girlfriend. hugged other girls in front of her. told her friends i was gay, cussed her out in notes. and she still wont ****ing leave me alone. what do you all think about this?

Hey hey, you should take that as a compliment..βœ…

I know stalkers can get creepy, i have one or two..πŸ˜• but my mate Ian sorts them out πŸ˜„

She likes, you, take it as a compliment, be nice to her, but tell her, ''luv, there is no chance in HELL we are gonna get together''..ok, maybe not as harsh as that, but you get the idea...

If you are not intereseted tell her...if she creeps you out, tell her that..maybe she doesnt release you see her as a stalker...

Kill her before she kills you! πŸ˜„ Before it's too late!

πŸ˜„ or take Hikers advice....his advice will result in a hilarious outcome!

Yes, death is funny!

Mhm...! Most deffinitvily...in some cultures it is celebrated...because re-incarnation will happen...

Maybe the Stalker will die and come back as a soccer player!

LMAO!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Maybe the Stalker will die and come back as a soccer player!

Mhm...i think so too....😐

or mebbe, take de less 'forced' approach, n insted tell her dat ur really aint interested, n dat u dun appreciate all tha bullsh*t dat she does, well dont exactly say the whole 'bullsh*t' ting, but u know what i mean, perhaps wen u threaten her, it only encourages her to only pursue u to a more heightened extent......

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i have the same classes as justin and this is like a new breed of stalker ... its unreal

tanks stinky πŸ˜„.....

yeh shes seems pretty f*cked up..πŸ˜– man sniffin de seat, wtf!?
geez, i've had a few stalkers in my day, but dey sure as hell didnt do sh*t lyk dat....

I agree with Vera...everyone has stalkers at some point...im not suggesting you do it, but i use my stalkers if they refuse to leave me alone...then you see how much of a b!tch i can be and run away...

Mostly stuff like, can you dothis for me, can you get me that, can i borrow this.....