Funny Slogans!!

Omg there's this one restaurant here in Ontario......

It's called Jack Astor's and on the envelopes in which their gift certificates come in it says, "It's not the size that matters, but what's inside"! Omg when I saw that I was laughing like crazy for so long 😮

Anyone know any other humourous sayings??
Oh and Microsoft Works doesn't count 😉

but it does Itell ya

Heres one: If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean!!!

Sorry.. I didn't catch that one.. 😛

*hurt gurl with a gift bow on her head*
time 2 unwrap ur christmas present

Did I fart?

did I burp?

Did I queef?

queef?

OMG! 😂

ive never herd it b4?

BWAHAHA.. Naughty TH 😉

Gotwa's a queef

Not really.. do you know what it is yet?

a p fart

Wow gj. You learned something new.

whatever...