I got a hot date!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Yeah, but can she tight-rope walk across a canyon while playing an accordion and solving the riddle of 'Stonehenge.'

i can!!!! 😄

well not really 🙁 😮

Of course you can! 😄

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Yeah, but can she tight-rope walk across a canyon while playing an accordion and solving the riddle of 'Stonehenge?'

I'm not sure if that's what I meant, dies, but I'll go with it. 😂

How dare you!!! You promised me that I was the only one you needed, you got my name tatooed on your back, and we got our privates pierced together, don't you remember?

I know I have a girlfriend, but that's totally different!! Bjork would be disapointed in you, assface bastard!!!

😉

Good luck Tex, although you probably won't need it, you are one hot biatch.

Ahhh! That's so sweet, BF! 😄

Don't get me wrong, I know that wasn't toward me. But that was sweet nonetheless.

tuesday hmm *gets ninja/prowling outfit ready*...have fun tex 😉

😂 Luck Tex 😉
Knock her dead and I don't mean with your constant babbling about bjork 😖leep:

Good luck tex and yes u better tell us all the dirty lil details when u get back. Ill be waiting impatiently

Originally posted by Tex
So earlier today I went to get my haircut and instantly fell madly in love with my 'stylist' 😍

Now mind you Tex doesn't usually hand out his digits, but I was chatting with this girl and she seemed so sweet and really nice.

So I start asking her if she has a boyfriend and of course she didn't! 😱 Said she hasn't had one in years! And she started to blush! OMG! That was so hot!

And then all of her gay stylist co-worker friends began giggling!! That was even hotter! 😛

Needless to say I gave her a big tip and my phone number! Extra tip! 😛

She called me ten minutes ago and we're going out Tuesday night! 😮‍💨

I haven't been on a date for a looooong time!

Wish me luck! 😉

dude that's awesome 👆

hey by the way what she look like age height weight her color br size etc. 😂 just kidding it doesnt matter cause if she is going out with u she most be insanly hot because the diva has very high standarz im sure

🙄 well judging by bjork I doubt that 😛

Originally posted by Tex
I haven't been on a date for a looooong time!

Wish me luck! 😉

And why is that 😖hifty:

yea I saw ur pic tex ur a handsome devil u should be fighting them girls off with a stick every day. but ne way bye everyone i am going to watch puming iron two i never saw it. Tex good luck on ur date brother

You know I was a closet Paradise Hotel fan diegocala! Which girl are you referring to?

Sorry BF! It's over! You're too much of a slut for my tastes! 😛

We'll her name is Jenny, I'm guessing she's about 5'8", long curly black hair, green eyes (contacts I think), she's 19, goes to college, studying Marketing and B-Law, working at Toni&Guy to pay for school, lives with her parents and favorite band is Jane's Addiction.

I'm taking her out to dinner and maybe to some club, but seeing as its a Tuesday no really good ones will be open so I might take her to a movie instead!

You can tell she's totally classy, no first date funny business if you get my drift! 😉

😍

try to touch her cooch.

😱 i suddenly have to go to the salon...

😂 good luck texy! bang her once 4 me 😮‍💨 jk 😂

👆 👆 GOOOO TEX 👆 👆

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💃 😖leep: