Well, Cosmic Carnage was just Red on walkabout, riding the Silver Surfer. Am I wrong?
That transitory of an entity wouldn't figure in Spidey's mind as one of the top ten. Peter wouldn't be looking over his shoulder for Cosmic Carnage to show up. If Spidey saw a news brief featuring something blood-and-black, mass-murderous, and metamorphically armed and dangerous, would he really think: must be "Cosmic" Carnage?
ALSO. I didn't read that Cosmic story, but I'd be more inclined to drop dead from fear if I saw Carnage, and KNEW Kasady was that masked man, as opposed to ANYBODY else.
See, Kasady's kinda mean, sometimes, ya know?
Knickers in a twist mean.
(whispers) sometimes i almost suspect that wearing that tight symbiotic suit gives him an almighty wedgie.
really, he's obviously an unhappy camper on some level. (end whisper)
From what I've heard, the Silver Surfer's not that bad a guy. You should definitely lean more toward inviting him to your next dinner party.
You should have SEEN the hostess gift Kasady brought the last time he somehow got wind of one of my formal dinners...
Although, it was lovely, really, I'm NOT complaining! Very thoughtful, I hate to see him go to so much trouble, and really he shouldn't, EVER AGAIN.
And, of course, we were all VERY happy he could find time to attend. I WOULD have sent him an invite, but I figured it would just be an imposition. Busy, busy man, better things to do, etc.
I'm slavishly grateful, but I'd hate to imply that I EXPECT such an unexpected pleasure in the future.
In fact, I'll just resign myself to seeing him only occaisionally.
Preferably at Bad S' events. I mean, he SO enjoys himself in Eddie's company, and that's what we ALL want for him, right?
S'Ok. Really, Mane, S'Ok. Listen, Carnage and I have been thinking about starting up a little self-help group. We were gonna call it, Two Psycho Phen-L-addicted Redheads Anonymous, but we'd let you join. You in?
We meet in the meat-packing district at midnight.
Hee. BYOB. You KNOW what that second "B" stands for...
Tonight's discussion is Spiderman: How Much Does His Brain Weigh, and If It's Under One Pound, Does That Constitute Cutting Down?
We'll also convene a sub-panel: Why Would There Be Nine Other So-called "Villains" on Any List With Me? This one is is moderated, of course, by C himself, but it will be open to general comment. He reserves the right to defenestrate those who interrupt what will essentially be a monologue...