Working on the others, but here's a new list for when the first one is depleted (getting close, I see). I've lettered these instead so we can differentiate.
A. "Man, there ain't no Thelma here... look, the b***h don't live here!! F**k you, too!"
B. "Sarge is dead, man!"
C. "Whoa... wrong book."
D. "Were you born stupid, or did you have to work on it?"
E. "Hello, K-K-Ken's p-p-pets!!!!"
F. "Good always triumphs over evil... because good is dumb."
G. "Does he LOOK like a b***h?"
H. "Wake up... time to die."
I. "Here come the pain!!!"
J. "Hey, Whitey... where's your hat?"
K. "She turned me into a newt!"
L. "No... I expect you to die!"
M. "I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
N. "... all of us are now dumber from having listened to your answer."
O. "If you're gonna spew, spew in this."
P. "Was someone expecting a bomb?"
Q. "...I'm not going to kill you... I'm just going to bash your f**king brains in."
R. "Hey, Beni... looks like you're on the wrong side of the RIVER!"
S. "Beautiful naked women don't just fall out of the sky!!!"
T. "Look out... Muppets!"