Originally posted by Bennett
I like the one where Jean Claude Van Damme kicks JRR Tolkien in his decrepit face. EYAH!
bravo for being most immature disgrace of a human being on this site. Why don't you just realize that you're a fool, and go crawl into a hole so you don't piss people off with your ignorance? You're pathetic.
SKAliv
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Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Middle Earth
Hmmm, this coming from a person that lists their location as Middle Earth? Sweet Jesus, get out of your mom's basement and get some fresh air. You've clearly been cooped up for too long, you delusional clown. Call up your buddies, I'm sure that they're down for a Dungeons and Dragons game, you hopeless turd. Van Damme owns you.
Not insecure. I don't care about other people's favorite movies, and their opinions on LOTR. But you're just trying to pick fights by posting useless comments on the fanthread of LOTR, and that's really cruel. It's obvious, so why don't you just leave and quit bothering people? This thread clearly belongs in general movie discussion, so why didn't you post it there? I think you know the answer to that--think long and hard, and maybe it'll clear itself up.
not to mention the fact that I would be honored if tolkien pissed on my lawn 😉
Bennet, I hope you realize that Van Damme is a tool. He was created by people looking to make a little cash. He's 43 years old, okay? It's allll fake, you poor poor child. A friggin' three-year-old could kick van dammes ass, and you know it.
(you didn't seriously think I was from Middle Earth, did you? tsk tsk tsk)