Why did the chicken cross the road?

i dunno, but your mother's a whore

-sean connery on jeopardy(snl)

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I dont get it.........................

i heard a rasist answer to that, but i ain't gunna post it bcus the black ppl hurr would get angry

because the duck called it a pussy...

Originally posted by Dogbert
i heard a rasist answer to that, but i ain't gunna post it bcus the black ppl hurr would get angry

...i'm black...i won't get angry...in fact racist jokes are the best

The duck crossed the road because it was mating season. =o

why did the chicken cross the road?

Too get away from crappy threads

....to get to the other side maybe?!

how...pointless....

I know one.

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do you mean? He's jewish and found a penny, of course he's gonna cross.

i dont get it

how bout this 1

why did the scorpion cross the road?

2 get away frum ur unfunny ass!!!

😂 😂 These are all pretty clever, now check out mine!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because I f*cked your sister!!!

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Alex what do you get when you cross your mother with a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck, and I forget the rest but your mothers a whore