from the FotR breadbox, my favourite LotR spoof (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=534018):
GLORFINDEL
Well, it’s just about time for me to go save Frodo.
Suddenly, a SHOVEL thwacks GLORFINDEL across the back of his head. ARWEN is shown holding the SHOVEL.
ARWEN
Sorry, Glory. It’s my time.
ARWEN unceremoniously dumps his body in a ditch somewhere with that of TOM BOMBADIL.
ARWEN
Hi, honey. I’m here to save you.
ARAGORN
Arwen! I’m glad to see you.But, where’s Glorfindel?
ARWEN surreptitiously kicks some dirt on the bodies.
ARWEN
Beats me.
Originally posted by Aurora
She came and ask us because we are such knowlegeable, charming, wonderful, beautiful, devoted, slightly crazy LOTR fans. And we know all, see all, and hear all.Or maybe it was because she was lazy and didn't want to look around.
Either one will work.
That sounds like a pretty good reason for me! But I would go to the Encyclopedia of Arda first myself.