Talk in Matrixy Language

Started by whatshisface47 pages

that was some nasty sh!t... thank you for painting me a mental picture. funny non-the-less.

DAMN, SHE'S GOTTA FAT A$$!!!

-- Niobe

you knew that one was coming...

...and apparantly it's still in ur mind, what with ur 'damn shes got a fat ass' thing hahaha 😛

That figures - Roland, Rev

the prophecy was a lie, the one wasn't meant to stop anything...

- Neo M2

What about the cuts on your arms? Those cuts are more than one day old - Roland, Rev

fine, whatever, NOW PI$$ OFF!!!

-- guy at the door during the meeting in the sewers

Get a full diagnostic on that ship as fast as humanly possible - do i need to say who said that? I'll give u a clue i havent put in any quotes from any else

really? i haven't noticed 😆

what do you think i am, human?

-- The Architect

Uh huh, i can obsess about anyone i want from the matrix films...except Keanu he sux...oh hello Korri *Legs it*

The machines have taken junction 21. The way I see it, if we drop down from broadcast here, near site 153, we might surprise them. We'll go first, hammer as deep as we can and blow our EMP and hopefully we can punch a hole big enough for you to get through. It ain't pretty, but the way I see it, it's the only way back - rOlAnD, Rev's

this is loco...

-- Tank

for what? - Roland

if i were you i wouldn't ask me that question, councillor...

-- Deadbolt

How long? (cant remember if i said that already) - Roland, Rev...i wish i knew how long Roland's [CENSORED] was

his what? shifter? 😆

it doesnt matter...

-- Agent Smith

No i want to know how long his friend richard is.

Has this man been tested for VDTs? - Roland, Rev

yeah, his "shifter"... get it? not unless you don't drive yet, in which case your to young to be thinking about every guy's friend richard... bleh, i'm preaching, don't mind me... and yes i have traces of VDT's...

no! let me out! i want out!

--Neo

I'm older than u (prolly) and no i dont drive...they wont let me ever since i tried knocking down old ladies, they're not really little old ladies u know they're agents in disguise

Did I miss something, Commander? I thought we just saved the dock. - Roland

coreful, commander...

-- councilor Hamman

All right, let's move with a purpose. AK, get upstairs, I want you on holographics. Mauser, I want forward and aft guns manned at all times. And make sure we are running on as few pads as possible.

roland rev...as if u couldnt tell that already