Why should I talk like people from The Matrix? What happens if I fail? Is it choice that leads me to do this, or do I merely percieve choice, which is in itself an illusion to give me a false sense of hope? Does this hope spur the need for interaction, for love, for freedom? Why must I constantly ask annoying questions that nobody gives a rats ass about? It is because I, a person from The Matrix, must act like a complete ass, because I choose to be. But Is it because I choose to be an ass that leads me to be an ass? Or is it a combination of consequences unseen, bound by an force that we, The Annoying People Of The Matrix, simply cannot fathom, and as a result, waste a lot of precious time by talking a complete and utter load of bollocks? Soon I will stop talking bollocks and we will fight, and I will choose to do rediculous somersaults and miraculously turn myself into CGI mid-fight. It is almost time to fight, but we must talk just a little bit more. Yes, that's right it'll be over soon. Is it choice, or causality that leads me to waste perfectly good film with mindless jabbering? Or could it because the fight scenes are too ambitious that the film-makers require this stupid filler nonsence in between the violent goodness? It may also be because we want the audience to cry. It is up to me Mr. Joe Public, it is I who decides when this conversation ends, I am the alpha and the omega.
*looks at watch*
That's enough wasting time, this up-coming fight sequence will fit in nicely. Of course, seeing as this is the 3rd film in this series, the film-makers have decided to throw all my martial arts training out of the window and will show you, Mr. Joe Public, the true meaning of inevitability - more CGI than the last movie! Hiiiiii-ya!