So three midgets wanted
to be in the guinness book of world records. so they r all waiting outside of the building where they have to get there records set. The first midget walks in and comes back about 10 minutes later and the two other midgest ask what record did u get. He said oo i got worlds shortess person. All the other midgets go wow great. The second midget walks in and walks out about ten minutes later and the other two go what record did u get. he goes i got the smallest waist. they said great job. so finally the thrid midget walks in and comes back about ten minutes later with a mad look on his face. The other two midgets go what record did u go for. He goes well I tried to get the record for smallest penis But WHO THE HELL IS TIRED HIKER!!! 😂