Undying Lands

Originally posted by sauron
no where would the fun in that be

because later on il pounce and you wont have been wrong lol then you can laugh at me

I think we've come a bit offtopic, didnt we?

Wouldn't YOU want to go to Valinor!? Lol.
Their time was ending. If they stayed then the Time of Men wouldn't have come to be, and that would interfere with the future. Everything is changing, and it makes them sad, so they leave to where they can rest in peace and beauty without death and hardship.
I'd much prefer to live in Valinor!

Originally posted by Freyja
I'd much prefer to live in Valinor!

Valinor IS The elve's retirement home. And some others as well. I'll go to Valinor! To be reunited with my dear Glorfindel.

id go to valinor, get the t-shirt leave, become and exile 😛 and then live in tol erresea and go to the cottage of lost play....then it would be back to middle earth, go to see tom bombadil steal goldberry from him, then right back into mordor

Sounds like a good plan to me Sauron. I bet there would be a really cool Valinor t-shirt too.

probably, although it would be all advertisements

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who would walk around with that on teir back

I'm sure you could find someone to wear it. It would have to be in a really cool font though, so it wouldn't be too bad.

yeah but would have to be REALLY cool font, like the letters woven in, in mithril

and i wouldnt wear it, the last person to try new back-wear was boromir with that shield, and we all know what happened to poor turtle boy, aragorn name called but the orcs took the bullying too far

Yeah, trend-setting can be dangerous sometimes. Poor Boromir.

If the letters were in mithril I would forget about the cool font, destroy the shirt, and make myself a mithril ring. That would be a much cooler souvenir then some t-shirt.

nah the t-shirt, because mithril rings can come from anywhere

Yeah that's true. And it would be the really cool font.