Torture Chamber
this was spawned from the "should george lucas be given a second chance" thread... total metalhead said shooting him would be too quick... so this is where we go to torture george lucas for making the abismal movies that were the phantom menace and attack of the clones... i know he has a great mind but Jar-Jar-- c'mon!!! i sense deterioration... well anyways, torture away...
ok..you wanna torchure someone...take it from expert..
Tie him up in only underware (dont take them off, if you are torchering him, doesnt mean you have to torchure yourself as well)
then start cutting him with paper cuts all over his body....start with between the fingers...then between the toes, adn then wherever else, you get the idea..then when he passes out from pain, wake him up and do the same...
After you done with that, to finish him off, i suggest cutting him up with very rusty razors!
The end of George Lucas!
Originally posted by lil bitchinessnote to self: stay on lil's good side
ok..you wanna torchure someone...take it from expert..Tie him up in only underware (dont take them off, if you are torchering him, doesnt mean you have to torchure yourself as well)
then start cutting him with paper cuts all over his body....start with between the fingers...then between the toes, adn then wherever else, you get the idea..then when he passes out from pain, wake him up and do the same...
After you done with that, to finish him off, i suggest cutting him up with very rusty rasors!The end of George Lucas!
Originally posted by lil bitchiness😖
ok..you wanna torchure someone...take it from expert..Tie him up in only underware (dont take them off, if you are torchering him, doesnt mean you have to torchure yourself as well)
then start cutting him with paper cuts all over his body....start with between the fingers...then between the toes, adn then wherever else, you get the idea..then when he passes out from pain, wake him up and do the same...
After you done with that, to finish him off, i suggest cutting him up with very rusty razors!
The end of George Lucas!
Hmm how about shooting him everywhere it wouldn't kill him, then have his you know whats removed (while he's still awake of course) then do what lil b said, then make him get a lap dance from a 300 pound woman then pull out his beard a hair at a time and then his hair then make him watch somebody burning all his money then make him watch the two prequel movies (with a large black splotch covering Padme whenever she appears) THEN if he's not dead, attempt to cut off his head with a dull axe. That'll do him nicely!