Texas: Episode III

what is going on here?

Terrorists in Texas?
*Finti makes Viking longship ready for departure toward Texas*
The crew is singing " We are gonna kick some terrorists ass, we are going to kick some terrorists as, and Tex are gonna get some too"

yeah 😎

Hey Tex, I like your attachment on the bottem better than your other one. It's not so fadded

Don't look now Tex the Death Star and the Slave 1 are attacking your sig of Texas.

Just cut them down with that giant light sabre!

HaHa

I'm suprised Tex doesn't have a Princess Bjork with a lightsaber..

Oh no. Dimmy, why'd you go and say a thing like that for? 🙁

Yeah now Tex is going to make a picture of that.

Let's drop it and hope he doesn't notice.

Good idea.

*Lightbulb goes on in Texas head* A Princess Björk Sig you say? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm 😈 😎 😮‍💨 😎 😈

You might want to stay with the sig you have now. I think it is the best sig you've had.

I agree. No more of those frightening Bjork photos. 🙁

I was digging through the discount bin at Office Depot, and found this really kewl software program for $6. It allows you to take pictures and it really brightens up the images and makes them really crystal clear and crisp, and you print them out on this special paper, and iron them onto tee shirts! So I am going to take all my weirdo Björk pictures and make tee shirts!! 😎 😮‍💨 😎

No more Bjork! 😠

Ugly, ugly, ugly 😮‍💨

I'm going to terrorize Dallas with my tee shirts 😈

you don't need to were t-shirts for that

HA! You used the word 'terrorize', Tex. So you admit Bjork is an ugly puke, don't you 😛