The sad, depressed club

Originally posted by §pearhead
mike uve hurt my sensitive feelings ill never laugh in my life again and every second of every day ill curse your name. CURSE YOU!

Weee! Follow the dead donkey and his hippo will open the door to fantay land, where Big Bad Boar can eat your petunias. Don't say it! DONT SAY IT!

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Mike's drunk 🙄

i was last night...oops did i say that? 😂

DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

YOU APES WONT GET ME! YOU CANT GET ME! IM TOO FAT FOR THE GIANT ANT TO SIT ON MY LAP! THERE IS NO FISH THAT WILL EAT MY PLATE! NOT IN A MILLION TOILET FLUSHES!

ok...😐

👆 Score! That's 13 conbedazzludlledabiddledimadelled people! 😄

😑 o...k...

i wasnt one of them, you kruffing moron.

BAM! 14! 😄 😄 😄

yes mike every one of them are conbedazzludlledabiddledimadelled ...that or they think your retarded

🤨

time to re-affirm my affiliation *gets a drink, whacks head on bar-top and starts to cry for the next two days*

i just got dumped by my girlfriend like 25 minutes ago...i'm so depressed...i really liked her.

*whipes eye, bites lip, remembers he's a guy*

I really loved my little sweet angel 2... sorry man *pats on back and passes sweat pants* i feel like hells boiling me alive....

*cries in sweat pants and comptenplates shotting self in ass*

this thread is my home

Korri be happy! you're loved by everyone!

am i?

hell yes you are