The part that didn't happen

Originally posted by total metalhead
or the part in Planet of the Apes when the monkeys go crazy and gang rape Mark Whalberg

omg i gotta stop doing this now 😘

😂 😆 🤣 😆 😂

Or the part in planet of the apes where Mark Wahlberg gives birth to Blanket, Michael Jackson's son.

😂 😆 😂

Or when Geroge bush led the apes into battle.

Or when Legolas lights his fart and his colon explodes!

or when britney led the ork army in lotr 😄 she growled 😄

OMG you people are creasing me!!! 😂 😆 🤣 😆 😂

i love the part in LOTR where Aragorn has a threesome with Eowyn and Arwen

ye already said that lta...

I liked the part in Batman where he smells his finger.

I liked the part in the POTC when Jack kicked barbossa in the nuts and fed them to the monkey.

I like the part in POTC when that pirate town-raiding scene, you can hear Orlando Bloom talking about his sex change. (You have to have it on full volume, it's quite near the bit were they burst into the governer's house) Although that does actually happen. Sorry for anyone that hadn't noticed.

I didn't know that Orlando Bloom used to be a guy! 😱

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I like the part in x men where Jean gets out the jet to save them but then turns around at the last minute and says ' HAHA suckers!' and they all drown.

i like the part of x2 when jean flies away with uh... bobby and the rest drowns 😄

Except for wolverine and pyro!

yes! they survive! 😄 and don't foget about lestat! *hugs my lestat plushie*

I like the part in interview with a vampire when lestat says he will turn brad pitt into a vampire but then at the last minute says 'only kidding' and kills him instead. Good old lestat!

*cries* i liked louis!!!! *cries* anywho... i like the part of the interview when lestat says that louis doesn't fancy him anymore and that he loves ME!!!