SW Jokes

My cousin had three pages of SW related jokes. These are the ones I remember;

What do you call a Gungan bartender?

Jar Jar Drinks.

What do you call a Gungan sailor?

Jar Jar Sinks.

What does Yoda do when he's constapated?

Uses the Force.

How does Samuel L Jackson like to freshen up after a hard day's filming?

With (Mace) Windu Cleaner.

And there's more, I'll try and get them the next time I see him.

What if the dead Jawa C-3PO threw onto the fire in ANH was still alive?

There's no catch line but just thinking of that is funny.🙂

It's Christmas and Luke sees Darth Vader and says, "Hey how did you know I was going to come here?"
Vader says "I felt your presents."

I think that was how it goes. Something like that.

Hmmmm, haven't exactly split my sides yet.

What do you call a star pilot that looks like a pig?

Ham Solo

Don't get it Daft.

Sorry, I've edited it so that it makes sense now.

Boo! They're poo. Umm... What does Han's co-pilot taste like? A bit Chewie!!!
Sorry, I just thought of that in 2 seconds...

That was actually slightly good, Jeddi. And welcome to the site.

Check this out. www.theforce.net/humor/cl...iBen.shtml
Very nice I shall say.🙂

Yeah, I like the humour section on theforce.net. I like the songs available like "Yoda" and "My name is....Darth Vader."

I'm just glad they finally updated it."😉

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I must warn you this site is very juevinille.Here is a sample- www.angelfire.com/nv/jarj...ages/7.jpg

Did anyone check my site?