I have a couple of purposely stupid poems to lighten the mood in here a bit:
Mushroom pasties
They are so tasties
We eats them up hasties
And washes them downsies
With a gallon of daisies
Flapjacks, flapjacks
Flap 'em flat, Jack
I just got this knack
That I might like a snack
So flap 'em flat, Jack!