lol i was just playing, but anyways...
i just read that keith richards isnt shooting POTC2 cause he wanted the same amount of money johnny was getting (20 million) but he was only going to be filming on set for 4 days, where johnny will be filming for 8-10 months. so now the producers dont want to pay that, but are still going to try and get him for the 3rd i guess
http://www.jimhillmedia.com/mb/articles/showarticle.php?ID=1308
*waits patiently for PotC 2 to come out*
Jinxy: Is it here yet?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: *checks* No.
Jinxy: Is it here yet?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: *checks again* No.
Jinxy: Is it here yet?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: *blinks, but checks again anyways* No.
Jinxy: Is it here yet?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: *doesn't even bother to check* Um...no.
Jinxy: Is it here yet?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: *twitch* No...
Jinxy: Is it here yet?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: *grinds teeth* No.
Jinxy: Is it here yet?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: *TWITCH* No!
Jinxy: is it here yet?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: NO!
Jinxy: Is it-
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: NO, THE BLOODY MOVIE ISN'T BLOODY HERE, SO SHUT YOUR BLOODY TRAP!
Jinxy: *blinks, and begins to cry*
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: *begins to feel guilty* Um...there there?
Jinxy: *peeks through fingers quickly, and begins to cry harder*
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Um...is there...anything I can do to make ye feel better?
Jinxy: *suddenly stops crying, and grins* Yes! You can let me wear your hat!
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: *hands instantly fly up to the hat* Me hat...? No...no, not me hat!
Jinxy: *Begins to cry again*
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: *feels guilty* Erm...but you can...erm...touch my hair! Yes, that's it! You can touch my hair!
Jinxy: *instantly stops crying* Okay! *reaches up and begins to touch his hair*
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Darn me dreadlocks... *sulks*