MOVIE REVIEW - Lord Of The Rings
Is it any good? Yes.
Did it blow me away? No.
The reason is there isn't anything in it that I haven't seen before. There were no moments in it where I just thought "Wow!".
This review is from someone who has never read the books and only just vaguley remembers the 80's cartoon.
PLOT = It could have been brilliant but wasn't. It reminded me of Saving Private Ryan. 9 heroes walking through a dangerous land and on a perilous mission. But the plot has big problems. The main one is we know exactly what the mission is from the very start of the film. In SPR we knew that the had to find Private Ryan. But who is he? Where is he? Is he still alive? That's what kept that story going but in LOTR there isn't any of that. We know their mission at the start and it doesn't change. So it just seems to move from one set piece to another. They meet bad guys, they escape, they meet more bad guys, they escape. It just becomes repetative.
And we're never really told anything about these guys. What is there motivation for going on this journey? Some of them seem to be there for no reason. I would have loved some scenes where the characters actually sat down and thought about what they are doing and if they should do it. It would have been great to have some scenes where they talk about their homes and the lives they have. I can't remember any of that and I don't think I knew anything more about them by the end than I did at the start. I don't want to start going on about Star Wars because the films shouldn't be compared but even in TPM, which was slated for it's character development, you still know why the characters are doing what they do.
There is just 3 hours of the Fellowship running from bad guys without any real explanation as to why. Plus, when some of them get beat up, they are fine in the next scene. If someone gets cut then you should see them struggling for the rest of the film.
There IS areal sense of danger at the beginning and some of it is quite scary. But by the end it's gone. Mainly because you've just seen 2 hours of them managing to escape over and over again and you end up knowing that these Orcs and RingWraiths might not be that scary afterall.
I don't know whether the book is like this but I got quite bored after a while.
CAST = Some of the cast suprised me by being good. Others I didn't like. Ian McKellan was great. He is that part. Just like Alec Guiness in ANH he just seems to be that character. He's the only one in the film who doesn't seem to be acting. Liv Tyler is terrible. She shouldn't be there. Cate Blanchette seems embarassed and Hugo Weaving just looks weird.
But the one I really didn't like was Elijah Wood. His "little boy lost" look is fine at the start because that's what he is. But he's still the exact same at the end and it's just annoying. You would have thought that the character might have changed a bit by the end of the film but I don't think he did. He just looked and acted the same.
And the cast don't seem to be having any fun. If they are then it's not coming through on screen. Apart from McKellen who is obviously loving it.
Gandalf was the only character I liked. I haven't read the book so I don't know if the actors play the characters well but none of them interested me. I didn't feel sorry for any of them. Even when Gandalf died and they were crying. I didn't care.
CGI = Everyone is going on about the CGI being better than ILM. It isn't. It's just different. Most of the CGI in this is very dark which makes it more real. But is that what you want? I don't. I want CGI to blow me away by making things that would be impossible to create any other way. And they haven't got rid of the CGI "blur" that ILM managed to do in TPM. They do some things better than ILM but other things they didn't get right.
DIRECTION = I think if you're a LOTR fan then you'll be glad Peter Jackson directed it because it is well directed. But he can't direct action! Someone said that to me and I never knew what they meant but I do now. Think TPM. When you saw the Gungans moving into battle you thought "This is going to be amazing". When the droids marched straight at them it was. But as soon as Lucas zoomed in to focus on Jar Jar or some other Gungans you lost all sense of scale. It's the same here. The fight scenes are confusing and so close up that you lose sense of scale and just how many people are in the room. The room could be swarming with battles but you wouldn't know. But other than that he directed it well and seemed to put a lot of effort into it.
I saw this film with 5 massive LOTR fans and two of them loved it. Two like me thought it was good but nothing special and the other one said "It's good but it's not Lord Of The Rings".
I don't know what has got the critics so hyped because like I said, there was nothing in it that I hadn't seen before. Raiders Of The Lost Ark is a far better adventure film. There aren't any other real fantasy films to compare it to. Maybe that's why it being so praised.
If you like the books then you'll probably think it's amazing. But if LOTR is to beat Titanic and become one of the most popular films ever then it will have to appeal to non-fans like me. If I had to mark it out of 10 and give it about a 7.