How Would You Do It?

Started by stinkfist4622 pages

i would rip off my victims heads and wear there teeth as a necklace .. and use there wallets to smack people with ..

lol^

i would give my victim 5 bucks to kill himself. lol

i would call the cops. i'd mutilate my victim to within an inch of his/her life, then call the cops so that they'd get there right as he/she dies. oh, and the mutilations would probably done with a sledgehammer or machete. 😈

The Knight. A man in ceremonial (but bulletproof) armour runs and around and kills with a two-handed sword

The Tele-chef. A man who mutilates his victims with kitchen appliances in a bawdy and entertaining fashion.

Being a big fan of blunt force, household tools and sadism, I would lure young women to my home, Sedate them and put them in my tolshed. Strapped to a makeshift table, arms and legs tightly bound and mouths gagged I would sit patiently and wait for them to come to. When they awoke I would put on a pair of workshop safety goggles and use the sound of powertools to completely break their mind. Then I would use hammers of all sorts ranging from rubber mallets to 12 lb sledges. Maybe even an ax or two. Starting at the feet I would quietly start to lightly tap on the ody slowly building to full force bone shattering swings. When the arms and legs were broken i would flip them over, remove the gag and use a typical hammer and beat on the center of the victims spine. when the spine was fractured i would release them and let them try to escape. Hope is a funny thing, considering yuor arms legs and spime are broken, the hope for rescue doesn't fade. The human will to survive is too strong. Continuing, I would let my victim crawl slowly and painfully towards the road and as she gpt closer and closer i would use a rifle from a window of my home, shoot her in the back of the head..intentionally missing the first few shots of course just for effect and then wit till night fall and dig her a nice little hole in the center of my vegetable garden. My tomatoes grow so red.

BTW, this is the premise for a screenplay I am currently working on. Its a little deeper but I will go into further sometime and let you all give criticism and advice.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet. I'd enjoy watching that movie

Looking forward to it.

I'd wear a bright pink rubber cat suit, and jump out of trees at people who are passing by and beat them with a big stick.

That's almost erotic

I would get a list compiling all the different schools my ex bosses went to and systematically kill their teachers. Just for a laugh.

i would like too be jasons little brother, and my name would be "aaron" (thats not my real name) and i would also wear a hockey mask as a family thing, my weapon would be an ax, im a kid in f v j movie and im an adult killer in "micheal vs aaron" ,kool huh and i wouldn't shave my hair, i would keep it.

i would lace some bubblegum with cyonide, and just go around all day offering it to people. i would be a serial killer with no motive. Death by bubblegum

kool!

I would walk outside in New York City or some other heavily populated area (I'm not picky), wear normal clothes, and walk around with a hidden hunting knife on my belt. Every so often (say 20 min.), I whip the knife out and stab someone in the neck, avoiding any bloodspray. Then I blend back into the crowd

Not to go too off topic, you guys made the mistake of showing nterest in my current project. So ill give you some details. Fisrt the inspiration was a joke. Ater hearing one of the goals of Troma's War was to capture the most bullet hits on film, I had the idea to find the record for the most blunt force kills in any one movie and at least triple it. Then the idea for an obsessive compulsive yet loveable killer, completely obsessed by time came to me and the two came together. Im half way through the treatment right now so in the next few days I will start to post bits and pieces of it for all of you.

I would lure rich men...and as i pull them into a kiss..I would stab their backs with a silver dagger several times and then leave a dead butterfly on their bodies...the only way the police could identify me would be by my butterfly tattoo on my back hahaha....im such a silly sam hahahaha!