Any John Mayer fans?

You're such a tool. I knew you couldn't resist responding.

a) I never said hate, I said I couldn't stand him.

b) I didn't say he had a weird voice, I said he had a crap voice.

c) "Talk about egotistical..." Apparently you didn't pick up on the facetiousness there. Hah hah.

"Maybe you should criticize someone with NO talent such as Hilary Duff...although she has mastered the art of lip syncing quite well."

Don't worry your pretty little head - I do criticize the no-talents, like Evanescence and Britney Spears. And while John Mayer may have some talent, it's still crap.

"Do yourself a favor and stop criticizing music that other people enjoy. It's just not worth it."

I'm sure some people like Hilary Duff. Don't be such a douche, if you can manage it.

"John Mayer can make amazing music without any of that."

Wait - where? Amazing music? From John Mayer? Sounds like a crock to me...let me listen to his music...yeah, that's a crock.

"Oh and by the way...you need to work on your massive ego. It will not get you anywhere in life."

a) What on earth makes you think I would ever listen to anything you say? You've already proved you're a total hypocrite, not to mention mindless.

b) I guess that explains why I'm so unhappy and have no good friends and a shitty family life. (Since you couldn't tell before, let me spell it out for you - I was being facetious.)

Are we done here? Because, while I find this very amusing, I think you're wasting your time.

-Smitten Kitten-

ive been told i look like him.. his music is pretty good too

Is there a reason why you have to quote my every sentence word for word and criticize it? Didn't I already say that you don't have to spit my words back to me because I know what I said? If I am such a "tool" then how come YOU can't resist responding every time?! Wait..what is that called again?! Hypocritical?! What?! I never criticized Hilary Duff...I simply said that if anyone should be criticized..it should be her, NOT John Mayer. Wow..facetious is quite a big word for you. Did your mommy tell you what that meant? Oh and you're telling me that I'm wasting my time?! Are you kidding me?!?! You're the one outlining my sentences to give your shitty little opinions! Save that for english class. I'm glad you're amused by all of this because I sure am not. You go ahead and keep criticizing everyone. Obviously you're so badass that you don't think you have to listen to anyone. So go ahead..be a "tool" and respond. I dare you.

Heh, I like how you try to turn this around and use my own tactics against me. You're really bad at arguing; you should just stop.

"I never criticized Hilary Duff..."

I don't see how that's relevant in the least, considering I said nothing to that effect.

And, yes, I don't have to listen to anyone. You're not; why should I? Practice what you preach and all that jazz. If you believe in a god, the god obviously gave humans free will. If you don't, then hey, who's to say we can't do what we want?

It's not hypocritical for me to respond, because I really don't care about this and don't get offended by any of this, while you seem to take personal insult to me telling the truth about John Mayer (which is supremely pathetic, btw). If you don't want to fight, stop responding. It's that simple, and I felt I had to explain that to you since you keep contradicting yourself and have trouble comprehending basic English.

See, I *like* arguing, especially with idiots like you who have no idea what they're doing. Note how you tried to pawn my 'big word' off on my mother. Note how I used that word correctly several times. Note the lack of many spelling, punctuation, and grammatical errors in my posts. Note that my arguments are thorough and logical. Note that you're a moron, not me. And be done.

(Actually, I would love it if you respond, this is really starting to get funny.)

-Smitten Kitten-

Well I'm glad you're amused. I hope you have fun sitting at your computer because I am off to see John Mayer in concert. I am done talking to you. I will not let you have the last word. Goodbye.

I do have fun sitting at my computer, after going to school, the gym, and work. I like to call it 'relaxing.'

*snort* Have fun at your concert. Keep deluding yourself into thinking John Mayer is talented. Guess what, he came to the city I live in, and I DIDN'T GO!

Wait, what? I don't get the last word? DAMMIT!

-Smitten Kitten-

word

I hardly consider sitting at the computer pissing off random people on the internet is relaxing. I will have an amazing time at the concert while you sit here staring at the screen wasting brain cells you wish you had while I am out enjoying my life. You will not have the last word. Give up.

Originally posted by incuhead1024
im usually not into that kind of music, but hes got pretty good lyrics. shit, he wrote them himself and plays good on guitar. not like a lot of the bullshit punk singers getting paid to look pretty.

Word! That Britney Spears kills me. She gets paid bank to lip sing, and she's terrible at it.

Haha I just can't stand that smitten kitten and refuse to let him have the last word. That's like winning the argument. I saw Britney on vh1 yesterday and I swear...she really was lip syncing. I definitely agree with that quote too. Not many people can write their own lyrics, sing and play the guitar.

Aw, you can't stand me? That's so sweet!

But I'm not a guy. What guy in his right mind would pick a handle like 'Smitten Kitten'? You just prove your stupidity more in every post.

"I hardly consider sitting at the computer pissing off random people on the internet is relaxing."

Well, we're talking about me here, and *I* like it. If you can't comprehend that, a) I don't care, and b) it's not my problem.

I like how your arguments have dwindled from at least trying to persuade with (shitty) logic to just being completely infantile. You can't even adequately support your end and you want *me* to give up? I suppose that makes sense.

"I will have an amazing time at the concert while you sit here staring at the screen wasting brain cells you wish you had while I am out enjoying my life."

I'm not sure how going on the internet is wasting brain cells, and I'm not sure why you think I need more (because, obviously, if anyone is in dire need of increased mental capacity it's *not* me), and I'm glad that you can derive such pleasure out of such crap, because your life is actually probably really dismal.

"You will not have the last word. Give up."

Blah blah blah. Your words and attempts at cleverness are futile and sad. If you want, we can do this until we're both old and arthritic. It's up to you.

-Smitten Kitten-

Hey Shitten Kitten-

Do us all a favor and shut the hell up. Nobody gives a shit about your narrow-minded opinions. Face it- you're outnumbered here.

*cough cough* Troll! *cough cough* How convenient that you joined today and have made ONE post! And that one post is nothing other than attempt to ridicule and humiliate me (but you failed)!

Oooh, wow, that was clever. 'Shitten Kitten'! Nice one!

A) Call them narrow-minded, but my opinions are, in fact, educated, as I have been extensively trained in music theory.

B) Freedom of speech, moron. Guess what, I can say whatever I want! And you can ***** and moan all you want, but it won't change anything!

So boo f*ckin' hoo. Of course I'm going to be outnumbered in a thread created to praise John Mayer. Duh. But I still don't see why that means I shouldn't say anything....do you know what that sort of thing leads to? THINGS LIKE THE HOLOCAUST OF WORLD WAR II! So yes, I will be the voice of dissent, and save the masses from horrible listening. Or I'll try. I have a heavy load to carry; if anything, you should feel sorry for me.

Or, really, more for yourself, as you are equally mindless.

-Smitten Kitten-

NO ONE WILL EVER F*CKING FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. Don't you ever talk about the Holocaust as if it were anything less than important. I have relatives that were killed in the Holocaust you f*cking heartless b*tch. For all I know, you could be a transvestite but I could truthfully care less. You say that you don't have an enormous ego?! Ask any person to read this and I guarantee they would all agree that you are very egotistical. You think that you are the best at everything. You insist on calling every single person that you come into contact with shallow and mindless because they have strong opinions which, of course, are not as good as yours. You do not make strong arguments. You are a pathetic human being. Why do you try to put people down and say crap about something they enjoy? There is absolutely no reason for it. I have seen some other forums and this is not the only one that you do it in. Why would it give you pleasure? Don't f*cking lie and say that it doesn't. Why can't you just go into some forums where people have the same interests and chat with them positively instead of telling people that the music they like sucks because obviously some internet junkie like yourself is not going to change anyone's mind. Think about it.

Yes, because I was being *serious* about comparing what I'm doing on this forum to the Holocaust. (That was sarcasm, as well, since you seem to need it made blatantly clear.) I can't believe you're actually dumb enough to think I meant that.

Why does it give me pleasure? Because it's amusing to see people like you get riled up about the most idiotic things ever.

'You say that you don't have an enormous ego?! Ask any person to read this and I guarantee they would all agree that you are very egotistical.'

Wait...I never said I /wasn't/ egotistical. Besides, it's not that I'm egotistical, really - I just recognize what is true and good. I'm being realistic; most people aren't as smart as me. Which explains my fantastic taste in music, and other people's poor taste.

Why would you care what I say, since you seem to think I'm so utterly worthless and pathetic? Hypocrite!

"they have strong opinions which, of course, are not as good as yours."

You said it, not me.

"obviously some internet junkie like yourself"

This is especially funny considering the following, which you should really think about:

a) You reply as well. You're on the internet just as much as I am, and probably more.

b) I said above that I come online inbetween going to school, the gym, doing homework, and going to work.

Maybe you're intentionally getting more and more stupid with every post, in order to amuse me? If so, that's so sweeeet! Thank you!!!! Keep it up!

-Smitten Kitten-

I am not going to argue with you anymore. You make terrible arguments and I am f*cking tired of reading them. I would much rather chat with someone such as Neon83 who has similar interests as me.

you know what smitten? i'm trying to see things from your point of view, except i can't shove my head that far up my ass. seriously.

"That was sarcasm, as well, since you seem to need it made blatantly clear." Have you ever thought that maybe YOU are the hypocrite? When scoreone said "they have strong opinions which, of course, are not as good as yours." she was OBVIOUSLY being sarcastic. Maybe it's YOU that it needs to be made "blatantly clear" for!

""they have strong opinions which, of course, are not as good as yours." she was OBVIOUSLY being sarcastic. Maybe it's YOU that it needs to be made "blatantly clear" for!"

Yeah, I knew she was being sarcastic, considering my response. Further, you ended that sentence in a preposition. BAD TROLL!

How convenient that you replied, and now scoreone is on!

Really, score, be a little less obvious in your trolling. I may report this trolling to the mods.

You're not going to argue with me anymore? For shame! I thought you said I would NEVER get the last word!

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. And it looks like you have. Ta ta.

-Smitten Kitten-

Oooh I'm scared....if anyone should be reported its you. Just because I'm not arguing doesn't mean you will have the last word.

so you're implying that score is me?....

now who is being the idiot?!?

Uh...wouldn't you just be beating a dead horse, then?

You never told me why it bothers you what I think, because obviously, it does. Otherwise you wouldn't get so angry. I'm so flattered I have such influence on you!

-Smitten Kitten-