I'm on the set getting my make up done, bored and tired. Johnny comes in.
"Ah yes filming, early morning make up."
"mmmmehs" i mumble
"What?"
"sjj"
"oookay, besides you need morning make up horrible bags."
i turn around and try to hit him
"now stop it hold still i'm almost done." the make up artist says in a gay accent.
"c'est finit."
5 MINUTES UNTIL FIRST BOAT LEAVES FOR ISLAND SHOTS!
"HURRY UP!" Johnny yells. We get on the boat and he almost pushes me in
"You're gonna die."
"Not before you drown!"
"HA!" now we're on the boat during cuts and i'm trying to sleep.
"Wake up lazy!"
"meh."
"hahahaha meh what a word."
"put on music."
"like wat?"
"Led Zeppelin!"
"now you're talking." he puts on Led Zep and starts bumping about.
"Wow you've got your groove on deppster. Could you imagine slow dancing to this? hahahaha."
"I dunno let's try." He pulls me up and starts waltzing.
"Ah very nice, the fox trot! how about the tango?" i lead him into a tango
"and the dip!" i dip him then crash to the floor (can't support the weight)
"KNOCK IT OFF!" Gore yells
"sorry." we both say
hahaha that's gonna be fun eh?