Happy Birthday Son!!! I remember it like it was yesterday!

So you are Sixteen now, my boy! I remember laying on my back and the doctor telling me to squeeze. "Squeeze, DeNiro's Mom, squeeze!", he'd say. I remember as if it were yesterday. It all started when I was working in Vegas. I met D's dad on the corner. He wore camoflauge face paint and a purple g-string, a man after my own heart. I then seduced him and he rode me to the stables that night, let me tell you. Then he left me. I could've got rid of the kid, an abortion, I don't know . ... left him in a dumpster. I don't know. I love ya D! Happy Birthday! Love Mom!!!

PS, you can stay out till 11pm tonight. 🙂

LMAO!

I find this thread very disturbing! 😕

😖

HAHA! 😂

hahahahahaha! thats cute ........like baby cute hehe

Originally posted by Tex
I find this thread very disturbing! 😕

I'm sorry Tex. Was it the camouflage face paint? 😕

I was more alarmed with the purple g-string 😘

Haha... 😂

everything about this thread is...... wrong 😕 except sils and dogbert (and especially tex)

poor deniro...haha...

😱 ah mi dios!!! 😂

Originally posted by DeNiro's Mom

PS, you can stay out till 11pm tonight. 🙂

your nicier then my mom......anyway if i was outside at 11pm then the police would take me back home, saying that im not old enough to be outside at night.......

Very.. very.. odd.

This morning i woke up and written on the mirriro in the bathroom in lip stick was

Happy Birthday
Gary Jr
1-4-88 and i started cracking up 😂

hahahahhahahahaa Happy birthday again!!!

😆 push deniro's mom

😂 🙄

lol

./P./w./n./t./