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<td><tr BGCOLOR="000000"><font FACE="verdana" SIZE="4" COLOR="FFFFFF"><div ALIGN="CENTER">You are a Lazy Bum!</div></tr>
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</font><font FACE="verdana" SIZE="2" COLOR="000000">Yawn... You're an idiot because all you ever do is lay around the house and watch television while getting fat. On the bright side, you've got all of North America right up there with you! Except maybe Mexico.<p></tr>
<tr BGCOLOR="000000"></font><font FACE="verdana" SIZE="2" COLOR="ffffff"><div ALIGN="center"><A HREF="http://idiots.nerdistheword.net/idiotquiz.htm"><font COLOR="ffffff">What type of idiot are you?</A><br>According to the <A HREF="http://idiots.nerdistheword.net/"><font COLOR="ffffff">Ministry of Idiots</A></div></td></font></table>