Found on Axius Sno-Off Automobile Windshield cover: "Caution: Never drive with the cover on your windshield."
Found a box of Tampax Tampons: "Remove used tampon before inserting a new one."
Found on a box of Kellogg's Pop-Tarts: "Warning: Pastry Filling May Be Hot When Heated"
Found on the instruction sheet of a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer: "WARNING: Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping."
Found on Bat Man The Animated Series Armor Set Halloween costume box: "PARENT: Please exercise caution, mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly."
Found in a television set's owner's manual: "Do not pour liquids into your television set."
Found on the handle of a hammer: "Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object."
Found on a butane lighter: "Warning: Flame may cause fire." what the hell are these people buying their lighters for 🤨
Horses cannot vomit or burp. Therefore, if a horse gets "constipated" or "impacted" as we horse people say, it can die.
Too many apples can be toxic to a horse.
If a horse lies flat on its side for too long, the sheer weight of his guts will eventually kill him.
Contrary to popular belief, horses can't actually sleep standing up. They can doze off and take a 'nap' but to really sleep they have to lie down.
Horses shed the "frog" portion of their hoof. (a little triangular thing that lives on the bottom of their feet...)
The Average American/Canadian eats about 11.9lbs of cereal per year.
The Average American/Canadian drinks about 600 soda’s per year.
More People use blue toothbrushes then red ones.
According to a 1995 survey, 7 out of 10 British dogs get Christmas gifts from their doting owners.
The average American family views television six hours each day.
About two hundred babies are born worldwide every minute.
Nobody yet has explained satisfactorily why couples who marry in January, February, and March tend to have the highest divorce rates.
Your statistical chance of being murdered is one in twenty thousand.
If you earn twenty thousand dollars a year, one minute of your time is worth a little more than seventeen cents.
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Two out of three people sleep on their sides, and they're about equally divided as to WHICH side. Of the remainder, slightly more sleep on their stomachs than sleep on their backs.
Forty percent of American adults cannot fill out a bank deposit slip correctly.
A survey finds that a quarter of all people who take a briefcase or something similar to work with them have got SOMETHING in it for self-defense.
Paranormal experts say people reach the peak of their ability to see ghosts when they're 7 years old.
Someone on Earth reports seeing a UFO every three minutes. In the U.S., reported sightings are most likely to occur in July, at 9 p.m. or 3 a.m.
Someone within 200 miles of your town claims to have had direct contact with a monster, ghost or other unexplainable being.
😂 silly mericans 🪩