Random Useless Facts

Started by §pearhead16 pages

em...as if sex needed any more advertising 🙄

Originally posted by silver_tears
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not.

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes
hair shiny and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a
national antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

😱 whoa thats great news!

So THAT's why im so healthy. 😖hifty: 😛

if you say so mike 😉

sil, are you on invisible mode...?

1. I'm hitting my 1000th post soon
2. I have a sister
3. I go to school
4. I have a gamecube
5. I have no pets...

We all say "French Kiss" but the french say "English Kiss" 😛

Originally posted by §pearhead
did you know its impossible to fold any size piece of paper in half more than six times?

No, it's nine times

QUOTE]Originally posted by Crash Overload
1. The sex of crocodiles is determined by the incubation temperature. Eggs incubated at temperatures below 85 degrees become females. Those incubated above 95 degrees become males. 2. Crocodiles are the closest living relatives to birds.
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I would have thought the closest living relatives to birds, would be other birds?

I have...

TWO EYES! 😱

A NOSE! 😱

TWO EARS! 😱

AND...

A HIPPO! 😱 (not really 🙁 )

Fact 1. - Fact 1. on my other post is wrong

are you sure its nine...?

Originally posted by §pearhead
sil, are you on invisible mode...?

yes yes I am 😉🥷

🙄 <-that smilie is not a REAL person. (Sorry Spearhead.)

Okay this is raunchy... A female pray mantis devoures her male partner while mating...

mike, how can you tell its not real?

Donkey's aren't the only jackasses... A variety of penguins are also called jackasses... 😕

1. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
2. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
3. All polar bears are left-handed.

and heres something thats useful...

the liquid in young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

oink

i did not know that.

Originally posted by §pearhead
mike, how can you tell its not real?

Spearhead, I've already told you... this is NOT RL...

Don't you know that? Tisk tisk... ❌

🤨 Anyway... There are 11 time zones in Russia! 😑